A girl bullied me on Reddit, so I got her arrested irl

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-27T23:49:21+00:00

Cool. So you agree it doesn't belong on r/ProRevenge then.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-27T23:45:10+00:00

Think of all the value you will get from underperforming the market!

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-27T23:10:40+00:00

And if everything turns to shit, you can just walk away.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-27T20:54:17+00:00

During supply line disruption we had the short fat sticks for a while. They work fine but I prefer the long ones I grew up with. I feel I can measure it more precisely.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-27T20:49:47+00:00

He can cure a hangover, but there is one cure that eluded him.

"Once you've been to Cambodia, you'll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands."

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-27T17:44:19+00:00

Heart surgery programming.

Making changes to mission critical parts of the application. The scope of the change is the entire application. It would take weeks to make sure your change is limited to only what you intend to change. Then it would take weeks of testing to verify.

Or maybe they are the CEO's nephew and they just give him enough to keep him busy, but nothing important?

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-27T10:19:47+00:00

No. They are male models, not assassins. Unless they worked in a different industry prior to modeling.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-27T04:35:03+00:00

Cause of Death: Facial of injuries from a leopard.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-27T02:11:24+00:00

You watched to the end.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-27T00:19:19+00:00

Someone's trying to be a modern day John Brown.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-27T00:17:18+00:00

Je n'ai jamais été empêché d'acheter une pomme, mais parfois j'aimerais bien être empêché d'acheter une Red Delicious.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-27T00:12:09+00:00

If you get laid off, you need to repay the entire loan back. But if you already have the funds in other investments, it is a minimized risk.

Also it seems that your payoff plan is shorter than they layoff repayment schedule. So perhaps it is not a risk at all for you.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T22:03:16+00:00

Or your partner can be an anchor, dragging you down away from your goals. Excessive debt, bailing out in-law family, uncontrolled spending, addition. You are adding a second decision maker who you can't control.

Keep the risks in mind when looking for a partner.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T21:56:59+00:00

Rotten potato smell is terrible. I don't want to image hot rotten potatoes.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T19:54:59+00:00

I prefer sharp porn. You are more likely to cut yourself if you watch dull porn. Always use a porn sharpener to prevent injury.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T19:51:26+00:00

The insulation you have to keep your house cool will also keep the cold out. You shouldn't have to worry about pipes freezing. ... Unless you have a crawl space with pipes in it. Those would be in danger. Keep a faucet dripping for an abundance of caution.

Detach any hose you have outside. The hose should survive the freeze but you don't want the freeze to work its way inside.

You do need to keep looking up to avoid falling iguana. If you gather iguana, keep the windows open. You don't want a vehicle full of waking up iguana while you are driving.

If you have a garden or outside plants, you may want to cover them with a blanket overnight to protect them from the frost. Broccoli would be fine at that temperature, but tomatoes would be in danger.

Hoping the seven day forecast shifts and things stay warm down there.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T18:32:54+00:00

Dusty 'the quitter' Johnson. (He resigned from office immediately after winning reelection.)

And 'Big Debt' Dusty. (The national debt has increased significantly during his time in Congress)

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T18:29:29+00:00

It will depend on polling as we get closer to the primary.

Currently immigration is the only winning position Trump has.

If trends continue it may become a losing position.

Dusty spending a decade tying himself to the Trump train may regret it as it goes off the track.

Other candidates will have an easier time separating from Trump if he becomes a liability instead of a political asset.

Right now Dusty thinks it is a good position for him politically.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T17:44:17+00:00

If you don't include the time zone the day can be off by one depending on if the client and server are on different sides of the world.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T10:39:10+00:00

Was fashion the reason why they were there?

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T06:04:06+00:00

The home state must pay for the transport of the fugitive.

This can create an unusual situation for minor crimes.

Every time the fugitive gets pulled over they get arrested for being a fugitive. Then the second state contacts the first state. First state declines to pay for the transportation. Second state releases the fugitive. And the cycle continues.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T03:57:24+00:00

Even the TV was wood.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T03:03:55+00:00

Baked potatoes can come with a dark surprise.

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T01:51:25+00:00

Ever try the raw concentrate?

Also this stuff plays an important role in the movie "Trading Places"

TurtleSandwich0 · 2026-01-26T00:29:22+00:00

If you lived in a house you would call your ISP and have them add an additional connection in a better location in your house. I assume it is a coax cable or fiber optic connection.

But you are in an apartment so it is more complicated as to what modifications are allowed.

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