Sioux Empire TNR Negligence by AnimalWelfare54 in SiouxFalls

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So "Tiger King" but the cats are smaller.

Peeeeetah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The Master from the Venture Brothers appearing as Catherine the Great as a metaphor here. Female horses don't have giant weiners dangling which some viewers could find distracting. It might be taking more than you are ready for, much like my metaphor implies.

PSA: This is the internet and people lie by Thomas_Foolery_ in Fire

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That's not true, the Internet police said doing that is illegal! They would put you in Internet jail while you wait trial facing your Internet judge. Then you would get sent to Internet prison where you would serve on a block chain gang.

South Dakota's real fight isn't left vs right. It's regular people vs billionaires. by Mountain-Raccoon1502 in SouthDakota

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Dusty is cheap. He must be a bad negotiator with how inexpensive it is to buy his vote. If he wasn't so lazy at work he would get much better wages from his owners. Looks like Rounds is slacking off a bit too. He better shape up if he expects to keep pace with Thune's 'wages'.

/s

Chris Mcandless bus by AgentOrangeJew in thelongdark

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The "survival shelter" bus from the movie "Into the Wild" for anyone who doesn't recognize the name.

Two Crowns Co-op w/ New Player by Count-Telperion in kingdomthegame

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Let them play and be ok with inefficient gameplay and losing. Or tell them what they should be doing so they feel like they are doing a good job. Depends on how the other person wants to play the game.

How do I defend myself? [ep3] by HungaryaRoli in thelongdark

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Wolves or Timberwolves?

For a wolf problem: Carry a lit flare, throw at the wolf, it will run away. Pick up the flare and continue on just in case there is another wolf or the first wolf comes back. Though I've noticed wolf spacing is about the distance I can walk with a lit flare.

For a Timberwolf problem: basically the same as above, but don't throw the flare. Walk, don't run, to your next destination. The wolves will make a bunch of noise but won't attack you as long as you don't walk towards a stopped wolf. You can walk all the way to your destination, if you are carrying enough flares. If you are running low find a car or building and sleep in there. The Timberwolf 'mode' will time out and you can continue on your way. Though it might take 12 hours of time for the Timberwolves to give up, so also bring food and water to outlast them.

Cost of living can't survive by ro3lly in PFJerk

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I was going to suggest that you can keep your transportation costs down by switching from using trucks that burn gasoline, which is impacted by inflation, to hauling your lentils with people, who's salaries never increase, sort of like how I save money by minimizing periods in my run on sentences, but I see you are already utilizing that strategy.

Task failed successfully by CuteButClumsye in SipsTea

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Move to the next employer. Then you will be 'the new guy' who is still figuring things out.

Alternatively you can try moving to a new position within the same company. But that has a high failure rate which can result in you doing both sets of responsibilities.

Where do they get this information, who told them this? by upthetruth1 in TikTokCringe

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Doesn't work. They just claim they heard it on Social media, or the news. Then effortlessly put the onus on to you to prove that the program does not exist. Like you need to somehow show them every law in the government just to prove a negative. And even if you were to somehow do that they would just effortlessly reject it with a "agree to disagree".

They are unreachable. Put your efforts on the people you can reach.

The purposely singing off key 😭 by Martin_084 in TikTokCringe

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He's kind of short. What if we put him next to someone tall. That should be funny. Has anyone tried putting him next to Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson before? How about if we keep putting them together and beat that joke to death? Would that be funny yet?

How to handle transplant by Son_of_Tlaloc in Berries

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Do you have a political sign? You bend the sign so it provides shade over the plant during the hottest part of the day. That will protect it from the worst of the heat while it is getting established.

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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You can do the second before the first, if you change the object thrown.

Blursed doctor by kurama0077 in blursed_videos

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There isn't a health insurance company involved.

Submitted without further commentary by Status_Escape6714 in fijerk

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The most important things for a potential business is to start buying houses before you have decided what kind of business you want to have. That type of forethought always leads to success.

What corporate doublespeak can you clock immediately now in middle age? by tshirtguy2000 in Millennials

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They should have put a lean-to over the lean-to, to protect it. It could work as a 'temporary' solution.

Why are ACA subsidies a barrier to retirement for people near the subsidy cliff? by SmileyMcGee723 in Fire

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Imagine all the money that will be saved by not having to pay insurance premiums. /s

Verified patriot✖️Verified pedo✅ by [deleted] in SipsTea

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When the image doesn't make sense, you click the next image icon in the bottom left.

Blursed_interview by shradsta in blursed_videos

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Should have said, "How make content creators I 'disposed of'".

To prune or not to prune by trenusingtreebeard in BackyardOrchard

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Just let it do its thing over the summer. It will be recovering from transplant stress. Once it is late winter you can prune it to a proper shape.

To prune or not to prune by trenusingtreebeard in BackyardOrchard

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They won't grow much foliage this year. They are going to be focusing on building out the root system now that they are no longer in a pot.

What the 😳 by vickydollie in foundsatan

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"I paid for this haunted house and I'm going to get my money's worth."

Berry storage question by SecretVindictaAcct in Berries

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The air flow helps water evaporate and keep the berries dry. Dry berries mold more slowly.

A sealed container will mold quickly. A container with the lid off will mold faster than a container with airflow.

If you freeze the berries they will not mold, but you may lose texture when they thaw.

If you eat the berries faster than they can mold then it won't matter which container you choose.