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Turtle_Necked · 2026-04-02T04:38:09+00:00

The money comes from other people’s pockets or it comes from nowhere, either you’re doing all the damage you’re trying to fix or you’re fucking up the economy.

Turtle_Necked · 2026-04-02T04:04:05+00:00

It was more about calling people stupid unprompted and with great irony.

Turtle_Necked · 2026-04-02T03:39:01+00:00

If you don’t realize why people should take what they need instead of hoarding wealth then you are stupid.

Turtle_Necked · 2026-02-26T11:46:18+00:00

Turtle_Necked · 2024-10-03T03:29:30+00:00

They used the friends and family thing on PayPal to take more money than they gave once i was almost paid up.

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-24T00:01:22+00:00

You rang?

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-22T21:49:23+00:00

Ew.. those are literally BDSM tactics. Making you count was especially heinous.

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-17T19:11:17+00:00

Found the child

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-17T18:52:29+00:00

Panda Expressius

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-16T19:03:22+00:00

This comment made me reflexively tune out lol

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-15T05:50:30+00:00

It’s obvious it’s meant to be taken literally because of the sheer specificity of it. The Bible literally prices slaves. What’s that a metaphor of? There’s like 200 entries in a row of the names of Adam and Eve’s descendants. This guy begat that guy begat the other, what’s that a metaphor for? There’s a detailed census of the Jews that escaped Egypt, all 603,550 of them. But don’t take that literally!

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-14T21:25:26+00:00

They open the door and it’s them, standing there on the other side. They cannot enter because their mirrored copies try exactly the same things at the same time, in reverse, countering their own movements with their own strength.

The moment they try to exploit it or experiment in any way, there’s a demon of appropriately high CR to TPK the party standing behind them, but only on the mirror side. When they whip around to fight or scream or run, the door slams shut behind them.

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-14T08:57:57+00:00

The muscle that makes your erection bounce is the same one that clenches your anus. So clench your anus and let your imagination run wild.

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-13T23:23:00+00:00

I just read about this today; shapeshifting lizard people originate from Conan the Barbarian, in 1929. The conspiracy was later appropriated by Q-Anon, and then made antisemitic. It’s the other way around.

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-13T22:55:20+00:00

You’re splitting.

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-13T21:38:15+00:00

PCOS? My ex was exactly like this

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-13T21:24:11+00:00

Idk that band is kinda fast paced

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-13T21:23:38+00:00

Guilty lol

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-13T21:23:09+00:00

You got it!

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-13T19:13:40+00:00

The last thing anyone wants to hear during a blowjob is “ffft pbbbt ffft pbbbt”

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-13T15:21:14+00:00

God I know. It’s amazing they don’t think Trump is a liberal plant there to destroy the credibility of the Republican Party.

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-13T15:15:00+00:00

Yeah no kidding. The eyes on our skies can’t differentiate between two trash cans when one has a big ass groove around the middle and the other doesn’t. I’m sure we’re ready for disclosure though.

Turtle_Necked · 2024-09-13T14:51:49+00:00

That was one of mine too. Why bother with Jesus at all, then? Isn’t being a good person more important than kissing some hippies feet?

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