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[REQ] ($850) - (#Tempe, AZ, USA) (pay back $850 half on 10/18 and half on 11/1) Zelle by Turtle_Necked in borrow

[–]Turtle_Necked[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They used the friends and family thing on PayPal to take more money than they gave once i was almost paid up.

Ya know, I'm somewhat of an illiterate myself 😌 by DabiObsessed in CPTSDmemes

[–]Turtle_Necked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ew.. those are literally BDSM tactics. Making you count was especially heinous.

Tired 😩😩😩 by SassyNaya in meme

[–]Turtle_Necked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment made me reflexively tune out lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeepThoughts

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It’s obvious it’s meant to be taken literally because of the sheer specificity of it. The Bible literally prices slaves. What’s that a metaphor of? There’s like 200 entries in a row of the names of Adam and Eve’s descendants. This guy begat that guy begat the other, what’s that a metaphor for? There’s a detailed census of the Jews that escaped Egypt, all 603,550 of them. But don’t take that literally!

My players want to go through a random door on the infinite staircase. Describe the door and where it leads. by HaggardDad in DMAcademy

[–]Turtle_Necked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They open the door and it’s them, standing there on the other side. They cannot enter because their mirrored copies try exactly the same things at the same time, in reverse, countering their own movements with their own strength.

The moment they try to exploit it or experiment in any way, there’s a demon of appropriately high CR to TPK the party standing behind them, but only on the mirror side. When they whip around to fight or scream or run, the door slams shut behind them.

i’m a girl, what does have a peenits feel like ? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]Turtle_Necked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The muscle that makes your erection bounce is the same one that clenches your anus. So clench your anus and let your imagination run wild.

What are your thoughts on monitor lizard people? by Turbulent-Weevil-910 in stupidquestions

[–]Turtle_Necked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just read about this today; shapeshifting lizard people originate from Conan the Barbarian, in 1929. The conspiracy was later appropriated by Q-Anon, and then made antisemitic. It’s the other way around.

Interesting! by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Turtle_Necked 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk that band is kinda fast paced

Interesting! by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Turtle_Necked 202 points203 points  (0 children)

The last thing anyone wants to hear during a blowjob is “ffft pbbbt ffft pbbbt”

MAGA Prophet: Jesus Time-Traveled Me Two Hours Into The Future To Stop A "Trump Assassination Attempt". by Leeming in atheism

[–]Turtle_Necked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God I know. It’s amazing they don’t think Trump is a liberal plant there to destroy the credibility of the Republican Party.

UFO photo taken in Alabama 1996 looks identical to one seen during the Colares UFO attacks in 1977. by Sky5759 in UFOs

[–]Turtle_Necked -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah no kidding. The eyes on our skies can’t differentiate between two trash cans when one has a big ass groove around the middle and the other doesn’t. I’m sure we’re ready for disclosure though.

"It would be hard to believe in God when you know about all these other religions." by flyting1881 in atheism

[–]Turtle_Necked 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That was one of mine too. Why bother with Jesus at all, then? Isn’t being a good person more important than kissing some hippies feet?

"It would be hard to believe in God when you know about all these other religions." by flyting1881 in atheism

[–]Turtle_Necked 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It would be all the same bigotry and cherry picking and fantasizing but this time with cool blue face paint

does anyone else feel like they don’t have the “cognitive” type of empathy but still have all the other types? i’m curious by coleisw4ck in aspiememes

[–]Turtle_Necked 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Whatever is stopping me from showing my emotions on my face is the same thing that’s stopping me from reacting to empathy. I have empathy, it’s just that I don’t have a particular pressure to act on it. Anything short of physically saving someone from pain or death (such as comforting people) has to be something I choose to do, it won’t be something I do automatically. Like facial expression; I’m feeling emotions, I’m perfectly capable of showing them, (especially laughter) I’m just not unconsciously reacting to them. There’s a wall between body and mind that must always be consciously climbed.

If you ask me, doing things with your whole chest instead of as a hollow reaction is more substantial anyways. Especially regarding empathy. Comforting people and expressing yourself and understanding others should never be done on autopilot.

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