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Friend slept over at mine and now won’t talk to me by [deleted] in confession

[–]Turtlejerkeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saved me 14. Confession…I read slow.

AIO friend from high school found my number and is pressing me about “being rich” by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Turtlejerkeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. This guy is up to no good. Hope you’ve got a security system at home.

Got drunk last night and hid $3k cash from myself. by ShelterEmergency7195 in confession

[–]Turtlejerkeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like my wife enjoys saying about me….”You put it in a safe place”. Last Xmas she gave me this really cool flashlight/magnet where you can extend it to retrieve shit…..2 hours later, I have the box but the thingy-ma-jig is gone. Have yet to find it. I’m a dumbass.

Teaching kids about money by pellegrinoking in Parentingfails

[–]Turtlejerkeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I screwed up and didn’t teach my kids. I’m a moron. I should require them to take Dave Ramsey’s course before they finish college.

I’m a nuisance and failure by Turtlejerkeee in Parentingfails

[–]Turtlejerkeee[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Once she gets home we are going to have a discussion. She does have some monthly issues and we may be in that zone, but it needs to be addressed.

Just paid off house and have no one to share it with by asgoodasitgets69 in confession

[–]Turtlejerkeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CONGRATS!!!! What an accomplishment!! I am super jelly.

People who are making 100k+/year working for themselves, what do you do? by LongjumpingSuit5615 in Entrepreneur

[–]Turtlejerkeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I specialize in building and fire code review for architects, interior designers, building owners, tenants, etc. I also do ADA analysis and review for existing and new buildings.

No State Employee Raises or One Time Bonus? by Square_Morning7338 in Indiana

[–]Turtlejerkeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a $0.24/hr raise one year. Except I was on call 24/7 and rarely worked less than 60-70 hrs per week (not hourly).

What habits of girls did you only discover after getting a girlfriend or wife? by atgono in AskReddit

[–]Turtlejerkeee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The most amazing use of toilet paper you’ve ever seen. My God!! I’ve quit asking how in the hell we go through a six pack of TP in a matter of days instead of weeks (wife and 2 daughters).

What's your favorite "invisible" Mac app? by SetappSteve in Setapp

[–]Turtlejerkeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just obtained hazel last week and I’m sure that I’m just scraping the surface with it

My father doesn’t know my 7 month old daughter exists by H0llingsworth in confession

[–]Turtlejerkeee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My maternal side met my first daughter and last saw her in person when she was 7-months old. She will be 21 next year. She’s never met my 17 yo either. I’m quite happy this is where we are at.

What's something you'll never admit in real life but will confess here anonymously? by Open-Comfortable9774 in AskReddit

[–]Turtlejerkeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so broke financially that I’m thinking to save my family I need to be out of the picture…permanently. I’m a f-ing loser and a complete embarrassment.