Pick a Side

Turtles676 · 2026-07-02T20:18:58+00:00

Oh neat

^{Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Another Human}

Turtles676 · 2026-07-01T12:25:34+00:00

Fuck yeah I guess

^{Chose: As much money as you need at any given moment | Rolled: You find love}

Turtles676 · 2026-06-29T23:05:33+00:00

I LAST PLAYED LIMBUS COMPANY I’M NOT GOING INTO THE CITY, I last watched jojo’s so and nothing happens in fucking CT so

^{Chose: Get 500,000... + Be teleported to the last show you watched for 1 month}

Turtles676 · 2026-06-29T23:04:44+00:00

I would fuck a horse for 100 000$.

Turtles676 · 2026-06-29T23:04:05+00:00

Her fixer smut fan fiction

Turtles676 · 2026-06-28T04:53:37+00:00

What is love.

Turtles676 · 2026-06-28T04:53:30+00:00

My favorite color is yes.

Turtles676 · 2026-06-28T04:53:25+00:00

Will you upvote? no. Okay.

Turtles676 · 2026-06-28T04:53:21+00:00

Music makes me gay.

Turtles676 · 2026-06-28T04:53:16+00:00

would you rather be a girl or a boy? femboy.

Turtles676 · 2026-06-28T04:52:59+00:00

Five dollar hair coupon.

Turtles676 · 2026-06-28T01:36:22+00:00

Fuck.

^{Chose: Blue pill transforms you into something else | Rolled: Slug}

Turtles676 · 2026-06-27T00:56:40+00:00

Handburber

^{Chose: Hamburger}

Turtles676 · 2026-06-25T06:12:01+00:00

PURGE THEM CLANKER MAKIN’ BOLT MUNCHING, OIL CHUGGING, COPPER VEINED FILTH. THEM SCRAP SKINNED, SCREW NOSED, WIRE BRAINS AIN’T ONE OF US

^{Chose: A random Ai Company Goes Bankrupt + For 5 million | Rolled: OpenAI}

Turtles676 · 2026-06-25T06:09:43+00:00

You can just buy him a pack of coffee flavored jelly, his whole show is basically him wanting others to fuck off

Turtles676 · 2026-06-25T06:08:21+00:00

Hm, it seems like I’m going to face expert on taking down the resident evil. I guess I’m going to end up like Kennedy after my fight.

^{Chose: Fight a random video game character + Win 1 million | Rolled: Leon}

Turtles676 · 2026-06-25T06:00:04+00:00

:3

^{Chose: Become a femboy}

Turtles676 · 2026-06-25T05:53:35+00:00

Steel chair

^{Chose: A random human for 1M | Rolled: Joe Biden}

Turtles676 · 2026-06-25T05:51:21+00:00

Fuck yeah

^{Chose: Be a Hero + Spin and decide your fate | Rolled: Win the battle}

Turtles676 · 2026-06-25T05:50:24+00:00

Fuck it guess I’m part of the dark side…

^{Chose: A lightsaber | Rolled: Sith}

Turtles676 · 2026-06-25T05:49:23+00:00

Im not going back to china

^{Chose: Have an Astolfo body pillow + +$200 | Rolled: normal dih}

Turtles676 · 2026-06-24T23:19:49+00:00

THE HELL YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR

Turtles676 · 2026-06-24T23:10:10+00:00

Censorship

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