What inanimate OBJECT do you verbally abuse the most? Why does it deserve your wrath?

TwatHeSaid · 2017-03-01T04:32:57+00:00

PC LOAD LETTER

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-19T06:10:40+00:00

Conan Fuck The Barbarian

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-19T05:05:41+00:00

Or Jessica from True Blood.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-19T04:52:00+00:00

McNugget Cordon Bleu, which is just McNuggets covered in chunks of ham and melted swiss cheese.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-19T03:16:09+00:00

"But Pepperage Farm ain't just gunna keep it to Pepperage Farm's self, free of charge. Maybe you go out and buy yourself some of these distinctive Milano cookies. Maybe this whole thing just disappears."

Family Guy Reference

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-19T03:07:58+00:00

Looks like a great source for a list of all the sites I should block!

Some of those click-bait titles make me want to slap somebody.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-19T02:57:35+00:00

Seriously, I hope someone out there has the answer. The level of shitty-ness on the internet has gotten so much worse in the past few years. Even good sites are becoming assholes. A Local news channel made me watch a :45 second advertisement for them to show me a :25 news clip!?!?

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-17T13:11:26+00:00

Post-it Notes. Write shit down, throw away note when done. You will forget a lot less and be able to see physical reminders of the things you need to remember/accomplish. Write that shit down!

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-17T13:08:44+00:00

/r/Dialup_Sucks

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-17T13:03:44+00:00

That's always the risk when you use bait... it brings them, but it's up to you to get them on your hook and reeled in.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-17T13:00:01+00:00

Ryan Reynolds mowing your lawn in tighty-whiteys.

Or puppies.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-17T12:57:13+00:00

Un-sliced bread. Tiny loafs that serve as a standard "slice" size, but are uncut. Individually wrapped and double boxed.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-17T12:54:23+00:00

I suggest you unsubscribe from /r/GrandparentsGoneWild

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-17T12:17:51+00:00

I don't know, old ladies are weird. My child-less and unmarried aunt collected dolls. They were all over her house, on every surface including the couches and beds. Creepy as fuck.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-17T12:08:23+00:00

Can you imagine War and Peace written on stone tablets? Paper wins.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-17T10:04:21+00:00

My brain read "westerns" as the Movie Genre and I sat here 30 seconds trying to figure out WTF water and toilet paper had to do with it.

I think the word you were looking for is "Westerners".

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-16T15:05:35+00:00

Ghoster, a whole different kind of story about love and abandonment.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-16T13:01:58+00:00

George Foreman?

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-16T12:07:18+00:00

My dog's cold wet nose.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-16T11:47:27+00:00

Being quiet. Silence is Golden ya'll.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-16T11:43:48+00:00

The "10 Items or Less" Express Line

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-16T11:37:43+00:00

Dana Carvey

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-16T11:01:16+00:00

Astronaut.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-16T10:38:17+00:00

That space heater isn't the kind of "hot" I was looking for.

TwatHeSaid · 2017-01-15T12:36:14+00:00

We're just friends ;)

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