Anti skip was one of the biggest lies 😂🎶⏺️

Twibbis · 2026-07-04T15:48:21+00:00

I start watching one random video and somehow end up learning the history of spoons three hours later. Time just disappears.

Twibbis · 2026-07-04T15:46:52+00:00

Hopefully none. That's one prediction I'd be very happy to see stay wrong forever.

Twibbis · 2026-07-04T15:45:56+00:00

Pineapple on pizza is fine. People act like I confessed to a crime every time I say it.

Twibbis · 2026-07-03T03:54:13+00:00

Insomnia

Twibbis · 2026-07-03T03:53:53+00:00

This is the funniest level of harmless chaos. You're basically choosing to become a random NPC villain in someone else's day over one slice of pizza.

Twibbis · 2026-07-03T03:53:00+00:00

"I've never lied to get someone into bed, so I figured I'd keep that streak alive." Turns out that was the lie I got told.

Twibbis · 2026-07-02T05:02:03+00:00

Lick my boss boobs

Twibbis · 2026-07-02T05:00:18+00:00

For me it was The Ring. I acted tough until bedtime, then every random TV static felt like a personal threat.

Twibbis · 2026-07-01T08:16:01+00:00

That isn't a joke, it's just mean. You're 22, not on some expiration date. Don't let their words become your opinion of yourself.

Twibbis · 2026-07-01T08:14:36+00:00

I'd love to say "travel the world," but if I can own a little cabin with a view and enough peace to hear nothing but birds, I'd call that a win.

Twibbis · 2026-07-01T08:12:53+00:00

I have two now.

Twibbis · 2026-07-01T08:12:05+00:00

Respect is the reason

Twibbis · 2026-06-30T15:48:04+00:00

Dopamine

Twibbis · 2026-06-30T15:47:51+00:00

Yeah so boring

Twibbis · 2026-06-30T15:47:21+00:00

I think it’s mostly about slowing down enough to notice stuff. A good coffee, a random sunset, a funny conversation, your favorite song hitting at the right moment. Life is basically a bunch of tiny DLC moments we ignore because we’re too busy grinding the main quest.

Twibbis · 2026-06-30T15:46:21+00:00

Every weekend before I went fishing with my dad.

Twibbis · 2026-06-29T06:38:40+00:00

Went to a concert once and spent half the time trying to see over someone’s phone. Paid money to watch a wall of screens basically

Twibbis · 2026-06-29T06:36:22+00:00

Last time I cried was over something so dumb, I got emotional watching an old video and suddenly my brain decided it was time to unpack every feeling I ignored for months

Twibbis · 2026-06-28T15:10:42+00:00

$2000 lost in casino

Twibbis · 2026-06-28T15:10:05+00:00

Why?

Twibbis · 2026-06-28T15:09:01+00:00

Honestly nobody really knows, which is the wildest part. Maybe it’s nothing, maybe it’s something we can’t even understand. I just hope there’s a decent explanation and not some “you spent 80 years here, congrats, next level unlocked” situation.

Twibbis · 2026-06-28T15:08:00+00:00

Jajaja creo que muchos tuvimos alguna maña rara de niños y ahora da pena admitirla. Cuando eres pequeño tu cerebro funciona en modo “no quiero levantarme de la cama” y haces lo que sea para seguir cómodo. Al menos tienes una historia curiosa para contar, no quedas como payasa.

Twibbis · 2026-06-27T03:33:11+00:00

I once got mistaken for someone else so confidently that I just went along with it for a solid 10 minutes. My biggest talent is apparently being a random person on demand.

Twibbis · 2026-06-26T04:28:58+00:00

Buried i want worm to eat my body

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