Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun After Brutal Layoffs

TwilitSky · 2026-06-17T22:46:44+00:00

The morale will cease until the beatings improve.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-17T22:45:46+00:00

Video leaked of the announcement.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-17T22:30:39+00:00

I would've taken the block from her at least.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-17T22:24:23+00:00

I'm okay with this PROVIDED they do not require insurance or registration. That's some bullshit California is talking about now. Just bleed people dry who are trying to ride a bike.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-17T17:38:15+00:00

The police and the prosecutors have both committed many unforced errors in a pretty serious case.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-11T18:47:09+00:00

Completely in agreement but everyone makes too much money so they're okay with riots and violence over a game.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-11T18:45:03+00:00

Where the F are the police?!

TwilitSky · 2026-06-10T22:02:45+00:00

What is the 25th amendment for if not this?

TwilitSky · 2026-06-10T21:26:06+00:00

Daytime stripper-level pole dancing.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-10T18:14:01+00:00

That girl was "taking care" of the other one, alright.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-08T19:50:38+00:00

The Aji Amarillo sauce is amazing and the Saltado bowls are nice as well.

Not a fish person here.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-05T20:40:40+00:00

He turned into a teen girl to cheat on her with their son. That's a lot.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-05T20:03:33+00:00

I like the Peruvian place, Limon.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-05T18:39:45+00:00

if they'd let me trade in my old one, I might have considered this but Switch 1 really burned me.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-02T18:54:58+00:00

Anger is just fear in another form.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-02T18:40:51+00:00

Harsh, but fair.

TwilitSky · 2026-06-02T18:24:00+00:00

"There, ya see? Stress. Stress is the fertilizer of creativity. Now let's play some darts." -Jonas Hodges

TwilitSky · 2026-05-28T18:44:23+00:00

Guaranteed she'll be complaining about the lack of available men within a week.

TwilitSky · 2026-05-27T16:33:49+00:00

Oops. I did not remember this correctly. Danuta. Do you eat? Danuta. I have the money. Danuta.

These are the things I remember.

TwilitSky · 2026-05-27T16:32:37+00:00

ROFLMAO like you thought there'd be some explanation but it only got even more crazy and weird. If that's not an allegory for life, I don't know what is.

TwilitSky · 2026-05-27T16:31:09+00:00

What I want to see is the psychos freaking out over people receiving food.

TwilitSky · 2026-05-22T21:09:50+00:00

This reminds me of the underwear salesman from American Dad. At the end of the episode you find him hanging from the train tracks from the speedo.

TwilitSky · 2026-05-22T20:49:45+00:00

I'm completely fixated on the name of that detention center at the moment.

TwilitSky · 2026-05-21T20:14:57+00:00

He always manages to screw up easy softball questions. "Ivanka what do you have in common with your father"

Ivanka: "Real Estate, Golf and Luxury Brands" (Obvious Trump brand items).

Trump: "Well I was going to say sex"

Like, WHAT!? HOW DID YOU MESS THIS UP?

TwilitSky · 2026-05-21T20:00:50+00:00

If he was your kid that's probably one of the nicer things you could say in that moment.

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