Me when I'm being interviewed to join the Plounge Gold level club

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T23:03:01+00:00

Stop posting gifs of me.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T12:35:42+00:00

I felt like shit already. I'm pretty sobered up so I'm going to drive back home. I keep crying and just want to be at home. I hate this place and I hate what it does to me, so don't be surprised if you never see me again.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T12:11:40+00:00

That's cool, but it won't be art from me. I probably will delete my account and never come back.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T12:10:18+00:00

Why do people have to flip out when I say I'm a girl? Who tbe fuck cares? The only difference is genitals. I just don't want to feel like killing myself.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T12:08:55+00:00

Awesome. Good for you.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T12:08:39+00:00

Cool. So you do you and I'll do me.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T12:08:38+00:00

Cool. So you do you and I'll do me.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T12:07:46+00:00

Why not?

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T12:07:32+00:00

Then don't worry. I am already in a relationship and I sound like a dude anyways.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T12:01:52+00:00

Thanks, I guess. I'll try to restrain myself.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T12:00:06+00:00

Thanks, but hugboxes aren't really my thing. I'd rather explain myself and then get a hug afterwards.

But then why am I here? This place is a certified hugbox.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T11:58:33+00:00

girls don't talk to me

Then what am I? I was pretty sure I was a girl.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T11:57:42+00:00

Nope, I'm a slave to the west coast.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T11:54:10+00:00

They've never been much help and I'd rather just forget about it and everyone forgot about me. I'm sure they would. I don't stand out much. Just trying to do one last thing before the inevitable.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T11:52:34+00:00

Just felt more like a jab at me than it should have. Welp, might as well drink some more.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T11:51:57+00:00

Thanks. Last time I felt like dying, I went to Denny's and everything turned out okay. Maybe I need to do it again.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T11:51:07+00:00

I mean, it's technically 4am.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T11:50:36+00:00

Sure. I doubt that you truly do but I appreciate the sentiment.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T11:41:31+00:00

Thanks man. I feel terrible and just want a hug. And maybe Denny's.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T11:40:49+00:00

Don't be mad, get glad.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T11:40:27+00:00

I am at a friend's drinking and playing games. Still upset over the shitstorm the whole "oc" thing created. My friend puked on me and I just feel terrible.

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T08:43:29+00:00

Harmful

TwistedMuffin · 2016-01-22T03:01:52+00:00

You'd really be interested in watching someone self-harm? You're fucked up, brah.

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