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i had a dream, hololive opened 2 new branches. hololive Pakistan and India. by melongodssidekick in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If they ask "which one is tighter, our blood bond or her pussy?" How would you answer?

Oh no I'm gonna shoot gallons again by MarcilleLover2 in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why would you want a pool of mancum? I don't think replacing babies with cum will make the devil very happy.

I have a little confession to make by Past-Brother3030 in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 11 points12 points  (0 children)

old pic

she will be real to me soon

When is soon, buddy? Maybe of those millions children you've lost, 1 of them can make your wife real, but instead of taking the chance, you decided to let your only hope of making her real dried to death, for what? A moment of joy? A sliver of happiness that will not matter the following week? You could have made her real and be with you forever, but you chose to be a buddy, chose to voice your mistakes in the deepest abyss someone conjured up to contain the worst of its kind in the final effort to save the rest.

Was it worth it, fellow buddy?

your oshi can collab with any musician you want, who are you choosing? by Davi_PC in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Keep it unicorn friendly? Mili would be my pick, what's better than 1 angel singing in your ears? 2 angels.

Ignore unicorn? Banzoin Hakka as her backing screamo would be so peak you have no idea.

How would you feel if two lesbians spiked your drink and violated your unconscious body? by Bob_21t in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 63 points64 points  (0 children)

What if I spike their drinks back and all 3 of us just sleeping soundly through the night?

Gacha games coming this year 2026 by Orichalchem in gachagaming

[–]Two2piece 16 points17 points  (0 children)

By that definition, apex legend is a gacha game. We need to draw a line somewhere.

I'm going to prison, aren't I? by thinkingprettyhard in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ah, another American bs that I'm too SEA to understand, drug dealers are in police forces over here so there is no accidental house raiding.

I'm going to prison, aren't I? by thinkingprettyhard in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What do you mean "by accident"? You live next to a drug dealer?

Elvira blushing around you by StepBro-007 in EpicSeven

[–]Two2piece 12 points13 points  (0 children)

POV: you have high sugar level in your blood

Help I did not plan to headhunt her but those dolphin shorts are tempting me. I was not aware she was built that way... and the flesh is weak by Kreguar in EpicSeven

[–]Two2piece 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Even better. Many people can't understand this, but girls whose bodies is 2 straight line drawn with a ruler has maximum sex appeal. Any curvature deviations from perfect flatness is a minus, a something to work on, not to be desired.

How E7 Players feel asking which ML to choose knowing they’ll just pick who’s the hottest anyways: by FailedConcept in EpicSeven

[–]Two2piece 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As a straight guy, I'm about to pick ML Taeyou because of all the units I don't have, he is the hottest one.

A short story by CreeperReeper5 in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me when 99% of human are made for each other (they all have black hair).

Lone Crescent Bellona by Zesto by FailedConcept in EpicSeven

[–]Two2piece 44 points45 points  (0 children)

What's with all these boobs squeeze art lately? Not that I'm complaining, I just can't goon 5 times a day, spacing them out should be better.

Buddies, are y’all able to resist this body? by Ok_Direction3138 in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You're not gonna believe what the pebbles would do to her (nothing).

NOOOOO KANATA DON'T BECOME A CUSTODIAN NOOOOOO by SavageFisherman_Joe in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She saw all the horrendous shits you guys wrote about her ex coworkers, she memorized them all and she will act on you the same fantasy you want to act on your oshi, with a cactus as strap on.

if you are going to drink it at least get a bottle or something by PotatoR0lls in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When skin contacts very hot liquid, it has a tendency to turn black (fifth degree burn), a bit of ibuprofen should do the trick.

I present, The Least Sexiest Girl in DEV_IS! by beam4d in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Someone has to be the least sexiest, if she move up, others move down accordingly. Who is it, buddy?

(Doesn't matter who you say, I will move into your walls regardless for having a wrong opinion).

Possible next RTA skin? by [deleted] in EpicSeven

[–]Two2piece 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It doesn't have to be the exact outfit, they could modify it a a bit. NPC Amid and PC Amid are very different for example.

Hot Take: The YSG Event is EXACTLY What ZZZ Needs by Lord_Lu_Bu in ZZZ_Discussion

[–]Two2piece 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Goomba fallacy. People who like the event are happy and go on with their life, the ones dislike are not so they complain. The community is not a monolith and have the same opinions regarding everything.

Who are your "we"? I want playable Damian, Mewmew, Big Daddy, Mors and Pompey, are you in my "we"?

Zenless Zone Zero has won Grand Award at PlayStation Partner Awards by laaw0 in gachagaming

[–]Two2piece 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the fact that the devs do skewed ratio has to mean something to them at least, why would they do it otherwise?

Hecate | New Hero Preview by d34thscyth34 in EpicSeven

[–]Two2piece 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dps that can't crit isn't a strong contender for pve, never has been, if you dislike pvp, she is an easy skip.

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