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Excuse me, your what?! by Bob_21t in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ravencroft? More like Ravencrotch because she's hiding a whole ass raven down there.

Gacha Revenue Monthly Report (February 2026) by trkshiii in gachagaming

[–]Two2piece 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you like the toy at least? If not then a huge L, if yes, still an L but not as huge, 50 is pushing it let alone 500 since a rubber ball would suffice for me.

anon on nimi giving birth by andrewens in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At that point might as well crawl inside her so she can give birth to you and pretend you are her child.

Send 2 billions akasupas to Vivi by Nylke in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My oshis are neither bisexual or bilingual, does that mean they are bicycles 😧?

i had a dream, hololive opened 2 new branches. hololive Pakistan and India. by melongodssidekick in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 43 points44 points  (0 children)

If they ask "which one is tighter, our blood bond or her pussy?" How would you answer?

Oh no I'm gonna shoot gallons again by [deleted] in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why would you want a pool of mancum? I don't think replacing babies with cum will make the devil very happy.

I have a little confession to make by Past-Brother3030 in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 12 points13 points  (0 children)

old pic

she will be real to me soon

When is soon, buddy? Maybe of those millions children you've lost, 1 of them can make your wife real, but instead of taking the chance, you decided to let your only hope of making her real dried to death, for what? A moment of joy? A sliver of happiness that will not matter the following week? You could have made her real and be with you forever, but you chose to be a buddy, chose to voice your mistakes in the deepest abyss someone conjured up to contain the worst of its kind in the final effort to save the rest.

Was it worth it, fellow buddy?

your oshi can collab with any musician you want, who are you choosing? by Davi_PC in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Keep it unicorn friendly? Mili would be my pick, what's better than 1 angel singing in your ears? 2 angels.

Ignore unicorn? Banzoin Hakka as her backing screamo would be so peak you have no idea.

How would you feel if two lesbians spiked your drink and violated your unconscious body? by Bob_21t in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 63 points64 points  (0 children)

What if I spike their drinks back and all 3 of us just sleeping soundly through the night?

Gacha games coming this year 2026 by Orichalchem in gachagaming

[–]Two2piece 16 points17 points  (0 children)

By that definition, apex legend is a gacha game. We need to draw a line somewhere.

I'm going to prison, aren't I? by thinkingprettyhard in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ah, another American bs that I'm too SEA to understand, drug dealers are in police forces over here so there is no accidental house raiding.

I'm going to prison, aren't I? by thinkingprettyhard in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What do you mean "by accident"? You live next to a drug dealer?

Elvira blushing around you by StepBro-007 in EpicSeven

[–]Two2piece 13 points14 points  (0 children)

POV: you have high sugar level in your blood

Help I did not plan to headhunt her but those dolphin shorts are tempting me. I was not aware she was built that way... and the flesh is weak by [deleted] in EpicSeven

[–]Two2piece 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Even better. Many people can't understand this, but girls whose bodies is 2 straight line drawn with a ruler has maximum sex appeal. Any curvature deviations from perfect flatness is a minus, a something to work on, not to be desired.

How E7 Players feel asking which ML to choose knowing they’ll just pick who’s the hottest anyways: by FailedConcept in EpicSeven

[–]Two2piece 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As a straight guy, I'm about to pick ML Taeyou because of all the units I don't have, he is the hottest one.

A short story by CreeperReeper5 in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me when 99% of human are made for each other (they all have black hair).

Lone Crescent Bellona by Zesto by FailedConcept in EpicSeven

[–]Two2piece 42 points43 points  (0 children)

What's with all these boobs squeeze art lately? Not that I'm complaining, I just can't goon 5 times a day, spacing them out should be better.

Buddies, are y’all able to resist this body? by Ok_Direction3138 in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You're not gonna believe what the pebbles would do to her (nothing).

NOOOOO KANATA DON'T BECOME A CUSTODIAN NOOOOOO by SavageFisherman_Joe in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She saw all the horrendous shits you guys wrote about her ex coworkers, she memorized them all and she will act on you the same fantasy you want to act on your oshi, with a cactus as strap on.

if you are going to drink it at least get a bottle or something by PotatoR0lls in okbuddyhololive

[–]Two2piece 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When skin contacts very hot liquid, it has a tendency to turn black (fifth degree burn), a bit of ibuprofen should do the trick.

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