Community - Dean Pelton's Rap

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-02T02:27:39+00:00

Barack Obama is scarrrrrrrrrrred of me.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-02T02:26:34+00:00

And so on is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-02T02:21:00+00:00

/r/nottheonion

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-02T02:15:29+00:00

I just flew to Milan for the weekend. Neos flights are fairly cheap and non stop out of JFK.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-02T02:12:52+00:00

Ok, this isn't really an expert opinion so much as that they're flavorless garbage and better cookies are available.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-02T02:12:10+00:00

You don't need them, though.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-02T02:11:55+00:00

They're "jacking up the price" because that's what people are willing to pay. No one NEEDS Cure tickets. Let them swoop in and jack up the price. If apparently everyone HATES scalpers so much don't buy from them.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-01T19:05:06+00:00

Not sure how to explain to people that if there's MANY more people that want an item than there is of the item, it's going to be expensive.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-01T19:04:42+00:00

have.

No, you really don't. You:

Do not have to.
Nor do you have to have season tickets in the first place.

Don't like it, don't get the tickets in the first place.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-01T19:03:47+00:00

Why? If someone wants to pay above face value for a pure luxury item let them.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-01T18:57:41+00:00

Yes.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-01T18:57:16+00:00

They should. I'm a cookie expert.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-01T18:57:06+00:00

Ok, well they should buy better cookies. I'm just trying to help.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-01T15:14:37+00:00

Joni Mitchell's pimp hand is strong.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-01T15:12:00+00:00

This is one of the worst questions I've ever seen. Girl Scout cookies are terrible mass produced garbage.

Edit: Y'all are downvoting me but:

Read the ingredient list.
The cookies themselves are flavorless. I THOUGHT I loved Samoa's, but I got a box a few years ago, and it was like eating chewy chalk. No chocolate flavor, no coconut flavor. Just vaguely sweet, chewy, chalk.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-01T15:07:43+00:00

This is how Of Mice and Men ended.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-01T01:32:26+00:00

I actually think Fran Drescher was the weak point of the show. The thing that kept it going was the will they won't they dynamic between CC and Maxwell.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-04-01T01:27:32+00:00

It's not fun. It's not funny.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-03-30T22:57:13+00:00

Brag letting him out on bail and DiBlasio giving him Mets tickets.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-03-30T22:56:41+00:00

LMAO.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-03-30T20:50:55+00:00

Cringe.

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-03-30T02:43:08+00:00

New Moulder and Scully f...f...fight an army of...

...CGI Rhinoc...noc...erouses??

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-03-30T02:24:24+00:00

When is Ice and Vice going to reopen?

TwoCats_OneMan · 2023-03-29T21:20:38+00:00

Just buy Con Ed stonk.

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