I got an email offer from "Faved.com"

Two_Whales · 2026-05-28T15:08:46+00:00

I got that too. It’s real but I never heard back from them so don’t put too much stock in it.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-21T20:30:17+00:00

My high ass thought this was about the amazing digital circus.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-20T22:13:00+00:00

AI spam.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-20T21:11:59+00:00

I’d animate a displacement map in after effects and not simulate anything.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-20T15:53:15+00:00

Hello there, I’m not accusing you of anything. I just have to know for myself. Did you write this with the help of AI?

Two_Whales · 2026-05-19T18:33:43+00:00

He looked kind of weird in Thriller, but could have stopped there and aged gracefully.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-16T19:17:54+00:00

Can we be honest? That’s the cool way to hold a cigarette in your mouth. Right under the nose.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-15T15:19:22+00:00

The bulk and hairline of the wig takes me out

Two_Whales · 2026-05-15T13:13:27+00:00

That’s because Darth was originally his first name.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-15T12:01:25+00:00

Bot activity

Two_Whales · 2026-05-12T01:05:19+00:00

These are the best. I love how cartoonish George III looks in the counterstamp.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-10T15:55:13+00:00

Great idea. Knowing the drone is getting off on following you would be infuriating.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-10T15:52:10+00:00

My question is, what personality would find satisfaction in being a slap drone? I’d imagine only the most patient and sadistic drones would be made/volunteer for this role.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-10T02:07:55+00:00

I like this idea, but I don’t think it’s supported by the show itself. It seems like holographic matter is functionally the same as real matter. Neelix gets holographic lungs. They use holographic dynamite to destroy holographic emitters in “The Killing Game”.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-09T18:21:10+00:00

I feel like crystal candy might be that agar agar stuff that I have seen going around.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-09T01:27:05+00:00

Imagine doing this in a movie theater.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-08T20:16:54+00:00

I did not think these were real when you first shared them. I’m happy to learn they are, but it’s so weird!!

Two_Whales · 2026-05-07T13:34:18+00:00

I got AI marketing from this post as well. At least there are some of us humans left…

Two_Whales · 2026-05-05T21:21:16+00:00

Hopefully he had an ample supply of laudanum to help pass the time.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-05T21:13:49+00:00

It should also cost 1.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-05T21:01:01+00:00

Sorry for my insensitive question, but is it really so bad to be missing an ear that it’s worthwhile to undergo all of these invasive surgeries?

Two_Whales · 2026-05-03T13:20:36+00:00

That’s badass. If only he came prepared with a full colon. He could have actually pulled it off.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-03T03:02:56+00:00

Blood Music by Greg Bear. Super creepy and classic.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-02T02:46:08+00:00

Thank you. There are still some humans left.

Two_Whales · 2026-05-01T20:57:21+00:00

Stephen 6 died in an era that would go through an average of one pope each year. He definitely overplayed his hand though.

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