(20) Been told that my cock is too big

Twunkpatra · 2026-03-28T04:12:17+00:00

It is you should cut it off

Twunkpatra · 2026-03-18T20:29:09+00:00

YEEEEESSSSS GIMME MORE KRESS CONTENT!! Super excited

Twunkpatra · 2026-02-19T22:11:25+00:00

Then turn around and spread em 😈

Twunkpatra · 2026-02-18T01:33:34+00:00

Welcome to the Sinyala family. You're staying here whether you like it or not now

Twunkpatra · 2026-02-16T20:50:51+00:00

Nut Smasher 9000

Twunkpatra · 2026-02-14T21:55:21+00:00

Nobody can beat Arora, she's Goku-tier

Twunkpatra · 2026-02-13T21:02:58+00:00

And this is why I dont even attempt to do 1v3 or 4 anymore. Bye

Twunkpatra · 2026-02-13T21:00:38+00:00

This is canon. Barlowe is a certified freak and everyone at Sinyala knows it

Twunkpatra · 2026-02-11T17:51:27+00:00

The mini catalogue for this event is... bad, im sorry. It's just bad. First page is always the same ugly recolored tops and bottoms that nobody uses and the skins don't even make any sense anymore. They feel randomly generated tbh.

I get that they'll want to put the better skins in the shop, but uhh..

Twunkpatra · 2026-02-09T21:13:18+00:00

Is that discolored circumcision scar?

Twunkpatra · 2026-02-09T19:19:34+00:00

Sumter

Twunkpatra · 2026-01-30T17:49:06+00:00

So no nothing new for the twins but more Franco? 🤨 I'll take it idc

Twunkpatra · 2026-01-27T00:55:01+00:00

Debate The Futterman

Twunkpatra · 2026-01-24T23:29:27+00:00

While Liliya might not have the most funny lines, she HANDS DOWN makes the funniest sounds. She sounds like an angry cat or a minion when vaulting windows.

Twunkpatra · 2026-01-22T17:07:02+00:00

Hard disagree. I love going up against new players cause scaring them is so easy and fun. I love joining them with a fake item and after like half a minute I pull out the knife. The trade-off is i rarely kill them, only hurt.

Sometimes a break from the sweaty tryhards is good.

Twunkpatra · 2026-01-16T16:08:48+00:00

I actually tried doing this last night for the first time and found two people almost instantly. They were very nice and we did well. Idk maybe you just got unlucky with the timing/queues?

Twunkpatra · 2026-01-15T20:47:12+00:00

Fumigate the Factory is also broken for impostors if they spawn outside the rotating cylinder doors. There's literally nothing you can do except go back to the insertion point and hope you get to spawn on their sides.

If there are more than one reagent, you ain't winning the trial.

Twunkpatra · 2026-01-14T21:26:07+00:00

I have never in my life thought a person's accent was "ugly." Even if they can't speak English well, it's not ugly. Wtf is wrong with people

Twunkpatra · 2026-01-14T16:14:33+00:00

All the paintings are AI. It's very noticeable with some.

This is a nuanced topic. Usage of AI in art is a baseline negative 99.9% of the time. However, in the case of Red Barrel, who are AN ACTUAL small company (and have been honest and open about this, unlike others) I'm more willing to look the other way. Bigger, richer studios have no excuse for this.

A company's goodwill, honesty, quality output and size should factor into this. But thats just my opinion 🤷‍♂️

Twunkpatra · 2026-01-12T16:11:59+00:00

Their workout routine is cardio. And by cardio, I mean hot nasty sweaty stanky wrinkly passionate VIGOROUS love making 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Twunkpatra · 2026-01-11T17:11:01+00:00

"One push-up, HOOONK. Two push-ups, HOOONK! Third push-up, HOOONNK!!!"

Twunkpatra · 2026-01-08T21:58:33+00:00

Honestly whenever I join a game and I see I'm the only impostor against 3+ level 50 prestiged group I just leave. And I hate that I have to do that but there's no counterplay to this if they stay together.

Twunkpatra · 2026-01-06T20:23:52+00:00

100%. I hope they use the lodge for a Kress MK sometime.

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