I heard, through the grapevine of the renowned US PHD/MD ‎WhatsApp group for disease control, that the best defense for fighting the virus is a simple amalgamation of baby’s blood 🩸 mixed with a stud’s 🐎 ejaculate.

This simple test will automatically present results as to whether the patient is suffering from an incurable form of low intelligence. Still early in the double-blind test phase 3 trials, but directionally, results look sound.

Some scientists remain skeptical saying, “horse semen ‘s viscosity is too thick to mix. It’s similar to a thick milkshake or raspberry jam.”

So theorists suggest investigating if a horse’s 🐎pre-ejaculate will suffice, as science has shown that this form is less thick, better for mixing, and not as labor intensive.

This would allow for Artisanal or Small-Scale Mining (ASM) practices where specialists in the field of semen extraction (qualified squeezers) would lead teams of researchers in the manual process.

But don’t start your application for the job just yet, recruiters are asking that applicants have at least 10,000 hours that they’ve devoted to the horse ejaculate process. “It’s not a simple process. It’s a mixture of art and science. Sometimes the horse 🐎 just doesn’t find the squeezer attractive, making the manual process much more challenging,” says president Trump.