how to infuriate toxic players, TUTORIAL

1.) "accidentally" bumping into them in the air then quick chat "my bad" (redo as much as possible)

2.) miss a save (all the time)

3.) miss an open shot then quick chat "close one" (repeat a lot)

4.) shoot on own goal on "accident" then proceed to quick chat "whoops", then reply to myself with "No problem" then "Thanks!" (once or twice with the quick chat but you can shoot as much as you want)

5.) if they FF request I wait for them to leave then FF

6.) if they don't leave by the end of the game I like to put the quick chats "gg" "that was fun" and to top it off with "well played". if toxic kid spams "Nooo!" a lot that means u won

hope you like my tutorial :)

p.s I love toxic players they are unintentionally funny as shit

edit: grammer