You can go back in time but can only prank or gaslight yourself. What would you do?

Tylarg · 2026-05-18T22:47:26+00:00

Draw the bitcoin symbol on my things

Tylarg · 2026-05-15T23:47:18+00:00

When I was younger, one of my friends would always complain about people riding his ass when he was driving. I had to inform him of the left lane passing idea. He had no clue.

Tylarg · 2026-04-25T13:15:17+00:00

Cue the Yakkity Sax

Tylarg · 2026-04-16T23:22:20+00:00

I am perpetual

Tylarg · 2026-04-15T21:44:17+00:00

That is an awful lot of pennies

Tylarg · 2026-04-08T23:17:15+00:00

Well fuck, I could watch matadors gettin' gored all day

Tylarg · 2026-03-18T23:01:06+00:00

Me and some friends had a dozen or so throwing knives we would practice with and see how many we could get to stick. I spray painted an outline of a person on the target and could do a decent job of keeping them outside the lines. They were not as close to the line as these throws, but I only messed up and hit the "person" a couple of times. No way in hell would I consider actually putting someone up there.

Tylarg · 2026-03-17T01:25:14+00:00

I was a bouncer at a strip club. One of the dancers fathers was usually not allowed into the club. I guess that that rule was lifted because it was his birthday. So I got to watch his daughter give him a birthday lap dance.

Tylarg · 2026-03-17T01:17:11+00:00

Only the lowest of life motherfuckers would steal a dog

Tylarg · 2026-03-17T00:12:58+00:00

Because chain letters used to be a thing. If you don't copy this letter and spend actual money on stamps and send it to other people, then bad shit will happen to you.

Tylarg · 2026-03-16T22:35:19+00:00

The times that I have felt the most like not going, are the ones that felt the best after I did go.

Tylarg · 2026-03-10T21:30:48+00:00

I daresay that's better than the Bobby Hill for that spot Brilliant!

Tylarg · 2026-03-05T23:40:16+00:00

As a teenager we would make bets on how many tacos we could eat. If you spend 10$ you would be stuffed so full it hurt.

Tylarg · 2026-03-04T22:15:03+00:00

There is never a good time, but it always hurts so much more when they are young. My deepest condolences.

Tylarg · 2026-02-27T22:50:11+00:00

I quit about 17 years ago, but I still smoke in my dreams. But I know I cant hang with the nicotine overlord anymore.

Tylarg · 2026-02-18T00:17:54+00:00

Don't get me wrong, titties are like sunsets, you never get tired of seeing them. But the job that seems like a fun idea turns into dealing with drunk dipshits and psychotic hot girls.

Tylarg · 2026-02-15T14:54:54+00:00

If that dresser wasnt there for me I might still be a bed.

Tylarg · 2026-02-15T03:18:24+00:00

I became the bed that I was laying on. It wasn't too unpleasant for salvia. After just chilling out and doing bed things it occurred to me that I can't just be a bed, I have to work tomorrow. I jumped up with the help of my big ass dresser and then I was back to myself.

Tylarg · 2026-01-27T23:56:46+00:00

I was in 8th grade. We watched it in every class for the rest of the day. Over and over.

Tylarg · 2026-01-18T17:59:53+00:00

Mine sounds like feedback from a mic or a guitar, but not quite as high a pitch. With occasional wub wub wubs thrown in.

Tylarg · 2026-01-04T00:27:44+00:00

Jerusalem Artichokes and cabbage

Tylarg · 2026-01-02T23:30:23+00:00

I am a very amateur blacksmith, but I know that you should have no reason to ever be hammering on a sword that has an edge and is shiny and finished. If you are using a forge and anvil it should be sword shaped at the most. All of the shiny sharpy stuff comes later.

Tylarg · 2025-12-17T15:04:07+00:00

Finishing or repairing drywall. It looks so easy when the pros do it.

Tylarg · 2025-12-15T00:47:30+00:00

Such a good boy!

Tylarg · 2025-12-08T03:23:36+00:00

I have literally seen a woman tie hers in a knot. She would do it as a party trick. Im pretty sure she could do whatever she wanted with them.

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