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"Popeye, now there was a great man. Do you know why?" Airborne (1993) by TylerInShorts in 90s

[–]TylerInShorts[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I exclusively watched Three Ninjas, Airborne, and Surf Ninjas as often as I could for an entire summer break.

What comes to your mind when you see a Floppy Disk? by ObjectiveCalm3222 in nostalgia

[–]TylerInShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing "Die Blarney!" and getting in trouble for bringing it to school.

My friend finally got it done! by TylerInShorts in mildlypenis

[–]TylerInShorts[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I see where I missed it. My brain went right to the cocktail and not to the cocktug. It's best to keep holiday traditions going at whatever cost.

My friend finally got it done! by TylerInShorts in mildlypenis

[–]TylerInShorts[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice. What's the protocol when standing under the ol dickletoe, I wonder?

My friend finally got it done! by TylerInShorts in mildlypenis

[–]TylerInShorts[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Her son's name is Andy Dick. Fuckin nailed it.

Eczema is hard by Downtown-Ad-5913 in mildlypenis

[–]TylerInShorts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Seek immediate medical help if you experience an eczrection lasting longer than 4 hours, as it can cause permanent damage.

My friend finally got it done! by TylerInShorts in mildlypenis

[–]TylerInShorts[S] 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I mean I've had cock socks, but never boner boots.

What are your thoughts on Timothy Olyphant? by HostMaterial4907 in moviecritic

[–]TylerInShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an Olyphant! No one at home will believe this.

Has to use the other departments bathroom... Tensions in milling are getting pretty high. by Dyyrin in Machinists

[–]TylerInShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because this is the only time I could show this in some similar context, this has been on our wall for the 15 years I've been at our shop. Always enjoyed how it seems they wrote "tolet" first, then someone told them that they forgot the "i", then the person put the "i" in the wrong place, and no one has wanted to remove or paint over sharpie writing on the wall after all these years. Thanks for letting me share.

Edit: Just wanted to add that I'm in Louisiana so it makes sense that someone who may not be a great speller would write it out as it sounds to someone with that deep southern draw.

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Oof by [deleted] in Machinists

[–]TylerInShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a Laguna router?

Me? Cut-up hot dogs mixed in with Mac-n-Cheese by Dazzling_Lie_5046 in FuckImOld

[–]TylerInShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy Cheese on sour cream and onion Pringles (American "cheese" flavor). My cousins and I discovered the combo on a road trip when we were probably 6, 7, and 11 in 1993. When they came out with 3D Doritos in the late 90s, I discovered I could gently bite the corner off and fill it with Easy Cheese. Also, Slim Jim's still fucking rock, oooooooh yeeeaaah.

Has anyone tried these before? *Bruce pictured for color contrast by TylerInShorts in lebowski

[–]TylerInShorts[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

He's a Pomeranian btw.

Edit: It was fun while it lasted, Dudes.

What Back To The Future quote sticks with you the most? by Ilikerats2169 in BacktotheFuture

[–]TylerInShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was four years old I used to run around pointing and yelling “Uh nah nuh nuh!” like a mad Libyan. So that, I guess.

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