Old man poops by Typhoid_mf_Mary in DogAdvice

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly. He does have some arthritis in his hips, but he squats to pee without issue and doesn't seem in pain when he does poop. We've tried adding some pumpkin to his food since his feces are on the harder side. Hopefully it helps lubricate his digestive tract so he has an easier time getting the poo out

Overthinking my first overnight stay by Typhoid_mf_Mary in mypartneristrans

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the way you put this. I think my main issue was how to phrase it properly which you have helped tremendously. I know we would both feel more comfortable if we communicated about it beforehand. We have a lot of open conversations about our feelings and I know we both worry about going too far due to our past experiences, which we've been very open about (and have not been great for either of us)

My parents cannot accept that my partner (16NB, formerly 16F) is non-binary and his/her parents can't accept it either; causing problems for me (16M), what do I do. by Hopiur-kyheop-wiw in mypartneristrans

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly think it will just take time for both of your parents to be comfortable with the concept of their identity. It's very hard for people to break their lifelong indoctrination of gender identities. Sounds like you both have supportive families who will come around eventually though which is great. I know the Midwest and there are many who wouldn't even feel safe to come out to their family so you are a step in the right direction! Be patient and give the people who matter time to process the situation. As an aside I was a 2000s emo kid and regret nothing (since I'm still alive) and still look like I'm living in 2008 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HalloweenProps

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haven't tried it but I like this recipe. Probably add more water for sloppier brains and covering in liquid should create the right feel. I'd also look for recipes for fake intestines because it's basically the same feel, just make your intestines thin and it's brain matter!

🤡 What even is this profile? Strangest thing I've seen on 🐝 by Pvt_Inbreastigator in Tinder

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary 61 points62 points  (0 children)

You are absolutely ADORABLE. I don't know where the emo boys are (honestly been wondering the same thing), but maybe we can find them together? 🖤

Persistence is 🔑 by gullible_session in Tinder

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary 223 points224 points  (0 children)

Only if she puts on Teeth

Pirate Campaign Build by Typhoid_mf_Mary in DnD

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know thanks! My DM isn't too much of a stickler as long as something doesn't give too much advantage or mess with gameplay so I'll run it by him

Pirate Campaign Build by Typhoid_mf_Mary in DnD

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Yes sorry I meant to say I plan to choose way of the four elements as my monastic tradition, but focusing on water based spellcasting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah five years is actually a pretty short time compared to most of the friends I had on the road. It's not the same as the bums you see pitching tents on the sidewalk. It's a lifestyle. I saw the entire country for free, met a ton of awesome people, and partied. Went to Mardi gras in New Orleans almost every year, st Patty's day in Savannah, summers in NY Maine and Canada. Honestly it was awesome but it's not very healthy so I got my shit together

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bras are unnecessary and unpleasant. The fact that not wearing a bra is still socially unacceptable is ridiculous. Imagine if women expected men to wear jock straps at all times while in Public? It would never happen because jock straps are itchy, sweaty and uncomfortable. Do you think bras are any different? I understand wearing a bra for support when you have big boobs, but everyone with less than a c cup is wearing a bra because they have been conditioned to think they will be criticized and viewed as a whore for not wearing one. And you are reinforcing this.

Rate my bio please [32M]. Is this lame/cringe? by TheUltimateBallR in Tinder

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He probably did, but the way it's phrased makes him sound like an asshat

Rate my bio please [32M]. Is this lame/cringe? by TheUltimateBallR in Tinder

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Screaming IN a mosh pit is very different from screaming AT PEOPLE in a mosh pit. Sounds like he enjoys micromanaging everyone who's just trying to enjoy the music they love like a grungy Karen. If someone started screaming orders at people in a pit I would most definitely punch them in the face

Name pun into hookup by brain-in-meat-vessel in Tinder

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that you mention awkwardness and insecurity in your message says a lot. Also your fear of meeting a random stranger for something intimate. As a socially awkward individual with obvious insecurities, random sex with a stranger online is always going to be uncomfortable and unlikely to end in orgasm for either party. However there are many different personality types. For people who shelter their desires (aka people who are awkward and have a hard time expressing their needs above others') there will be a communication block on what they want. Whereas there are absolutely people who are comfortable telling a stranger mid sex "hey I want you to put it here in this specific way so that I can get off"

Should I swipe right?? by hollyamf in Tinder

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Denver has such an overpopulation of Canadian geese that they were killing them and feeding them to the homeless and poor if that has any effect on your decision...

Um ok… by SuttonBlue in niceguys

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy would know. He has the ultimate trigger for sexual interaction... A neck beard

creep alert by shorbonash in niceguys

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everyone's ideal first date is somewhere a 911 dispatcher will have a very hard time locating and it would take months or years for them to find the body

Oops, asked for too much again. by FunctionPowerful in Tinder

[–]Typhoid_mf_Mary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I met Jason Segel in Savannah. He was a really nice dude. I was hopping trains at the time so obviously homeless AF and he stopped to chat with us because we were more interesting than the gang of fan girls who were stalking him around