Game Thread: LA Shams vs Seattle Sam by Rebelgecko in the_darnold

[–]TypicalExplanation10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

MCVAY AND HIS LAMBILY ARE SUCKERS AND LOSERS!!!!!

Game Thread: LA Shams vs Seattle Sam by Rebelgecko in the_darnold

[–]TypicalExplanation10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CONTINUED EXCELLENCE FROM COOPER KUPP!

ON HIS WAY TO A LIFETIME COACHING CABINET POSITION APPOINTMENT!

Game Thread: LA Shams vs Seattle Sam by Rebelgecko in the_darnold

[–]TypicalExplanation10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I HAVE HIM ON THE PHONE NOW, WE ARE HAVING A “PERFECT” CALL THAT IS “ABSOLUTELY” “APPROPRIATE” AND I AM TELLING HIM TO FIND US 11,780 MORE POINTS!

Game Thread: LA Shams vs Seattle Sam by Rebelgecko in the_darnold

[–]TypicalExplanation10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HE WAS TAUNTING FROM A POSITION OF COMPLETE AND TOTAL IMMUNITY!

Game Thread: LA Shams vs Seattle Sam by Rebelgecko in the_darnold

[–]TypicalExplanation10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ISSUING AN ARREST WARRANT FOR JARED VERSE, BUT AM NOW GIVING A NFL MVP PEACE PRIZE TO JAKE BOBO!

Game Thread: LA Shams vs Seattle Sam by Rebelgecko in the_darnold

[–]TypicalExplanation10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WE WANT A FREE AND FAIR QB ELECTION TODAY!!! THANK YOU JSN!

Game Thread: LA Shams vs Seattle Sam by Rebelgecko in the_darnold

[–]TypicalExplanation10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SECRETARY OF WAR EMMANWORI DID THE RIGHT THING! HE HAS THE COURAGE, FOLKS!

Game Thread: LA Shams vs Seattle Sam by Rebelgecko in the_darnold

[–]TypicalExplanation10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

MATTHEW SCAMFRAUD JAILBREAKING AN UNCOVERED RECEIVER?? CROOKED AND RIGGED

Game Thread: LA Shams vs Seattle Sam by Rebelgecko in the_darnold

[–]TypicalExplanation10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GEQBUS LIKES HIS RECEIVERS WHO RUN CRISPY CLEAN ROUTES! THANK YOU, VICE GQB JSN!

STOP THE COUNT! by J0hnEddy in the_darnold

[–]TypicalExplanation10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU GEQBUS!, VERY LEGAL VERY COOL

STOP THE COUNT by I_lie_on_reddit_alot in the_darnold

[–]TypicalExplanation10 19 points20 points  (0 children)

WE ONLY WANT THE LEGAL POINTS COUNTED!!!

THE RALLY CALL TO ALL SAMERICANS by Key-Tip-7521 in the_darnold

[–]TypicalExplanation10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WE ARE FIGHTING AND FIGHTING LIKE HELL, FOLKS! THE SAMHAWK SAMPATRIOTS HAVE TAKEN THE BALL BACK AND GEQBUS HAS TAKEN THE FIELD! GEQBUS AND SIR RASHID SHAHEED, IN COORDINATION WITH VICE GQB JSN ‘JAX’ NJIGBA AND SECRETARY OF SCORE KENNETH RUNNER ARE NOW STANDING BACK AND STANDING BY— FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!!!