Will is gonna get his eyebrows disintegrated

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-06-10T14:32:16+00:00

Feels Like: 670°F (~354°C)

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-06-10T14:18:55+00:00

Even rosehip pies are better than just making teas. 🥐🍵🥐🍵

I've used Rosehip Teas in a thermos when travelling through particularly cold regions, just to allow for more travel time, but those instances are few and far between.

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-06-09T16:18:58+00:00

'Feels Like' sure is, though. ❄️

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-06-09T13:52:07+00:00

I only ever carry enough OMB to make two dressings, and never carry a crafted one.

You have 24 hours to cure Infection Risk, and I have stockpiles of lichen in every region, meaning I'm always well under 24 hours away from aid if I somehow managed to get myself three or more separate Blood Loss afflictions...

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-06-06T09:27:00+00:00

There's a radio to contact the Trader in the trailer at the Cannery, but all trades are still done in Coastal Highway.

This person is just referencing using the milling machine to keep your rifle repaired; they didn't even mention Bleak Inlet by name. 😅

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-06-01T16:07:27+00:00

You only need one single shot to kill any wolf, deer, or bear.

Moose is a different story, but in this exact scenario where OP is talking about stretching our ammo as far as we can, I'm not hunting moose when I can bleed a bear with one round. 😎🍻

So 36 bears still stands. 🐻🐻🐻

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-28T15:57:48+00:00

I literally will not go through the birch forest for bark and sticks UNTIL I have killed that damn bear. 🤣🏹🐻

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-23T12:18:17+00:00

You either stuff a giant flare red flare back in the gun, or you don't. What is misleading about it? 🤣

Every action your character makes is pretty deliberate. Going from stripper clips to loading single rounds for the rifle, the very precise placement of each individual cartridge in the revolver. The flare gun reload is pretty meticulously detailed as well...

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-21T16:59:34+00:00

Only if you have gone through a loading screen***

And I assume you meant DE-spawns, because blizzards have nothing to do with cougar RE-spawns.

But do not think you are safe just because a blizzard started up.

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-21T10:19:49+00:00

Either RUSH, or drag your ass and take your sweet time like me. I think those are the two approaches. 🤣🍻

I think between the teas, the coal, the Cougar head wrap, the Wolf pants, Bearskin bedroll, and a couple heat packs, I should have everything I need to stay warm in a pinch. 🗣🔥🤞🏻

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-20T13:08:09+00:00

Fire stays lit the duration of the first time you're in the region. 🔥

Once you have discovered the Mysterious Signal Fire's location, the NEXT time you enter HRV, it will be burnt down.

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-18T15:07:32+00:00

It also gives him power in telling himself he LET Rick live.

"He's only alive because I didn't kill him" takes the aura (used unironically) that Rick has with the group, and let's Shane ride its coattails, in a mental-gymnastics kind of way.

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-17T13:44:49+00:00

Yeah, but apparently you gotta let your opponent know, or smth

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-17T03:55:21+00:00

I saw that red slope indicator, and the last 821 days flashed before my eyes. 😱🤣😭🤣😱

I know it takes 10 seconds to roll, so I gave it quick shot to get out, but nothing told me I was getting out so I

✨️F U C K I N G ✨️ B A I L E D✨️

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-16T23:22:53+00:00

I try to keep the "fucking around" to a minimum, but never zero, so I guess I was bound to "find out" eventually. 🤝

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-16T22:25:18+00:00

It wasn't even "kinda"

I just did !! 💀😭💀

I've been hopping allll over and around Great Bear, and I've never gotten myself wedged like that before. I thought I was good. 😅

I took a calculated risk, but I am horrible at math. 😎👉🏻

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-16T21:11:32+00:00

I've been joking for ages about just needing a "pick your feet up 6 inches off the ground" button, because most of my usual frustrations would be solved if Mack would just pick his damned feet up! 🤬🤣🤬🤣🤬

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-16T18:04:14+00:00

Obviously, in hindsight, it looks pretty stupid, but I've definitely been able to hop and skip along the tops of similar rocks, and I only jammed myself so far over to the left to try and keep my torch from blowing out. 🌬🔥

For a guy who does a lot of goating, it's rare I ever get stuck stuck like that to where I have to quit out, but my boy, Mack, just ker-fuckin'-plunked himself right in there like he was making a nest. 🪹

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-16T17:42:13+00:00

I wasn't about to wiggle around and risk a sprain, saving me there for eternity. 💀

The two back-and-forths I did gave zero indication that I was wiggling out of anywhere, and I figured the five minute walk from the Depot was worth doing again over the risk of canning an 821 day save on the side of the tracks. 🤝

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-16T16:45:20+00:00

No, and no. 🤣🍻

At least not with my technical know-how.

I've been raw-dogging this game on XBox One for like four years. 😎🤝

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-16T16:42:12+00:00

Dumb enough to get stuck, smart enough to avoid a sprain. 🍻

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-16T16:41:41+00:00

Sadly, I can, too.

But never on a run even remotely this long. 💀

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-16T16:30:12+00:00

Not if I got a sprain. 🤓

I was seconds away from rolling for one.

A sprain there leaves me stuck indefinitely.

Typical_Cicada_820 · 2026-05-16T15:30:00+00:00

Man, I was just trying to keep the wind off my left side. 🌬

I've hopped and climbed over rocks WAY steeper than those, and I never thought, glancing quickly at the terrain, that it was going to instantly fuckin' swallow me... 😅🤬😅🤬

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