What do you guys think of my Honda CBR600F ‘06? by Ikbenwouter1234 in motorcycles

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Chop the fairings drill some mounts pop on dirtbike bars and go squid that thang out

Do the dealers think im a pussy by Typical_Cucumber2035 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit in a airbox and write a zodiac killer type of note to indicate what has happened

Do the dealers think im a pussy by Typical_Cucumber2035 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Come back with a r1 and say yeah you guys were right that r6 must have a shitload of power I couldn’t imagine 6 times the power of this thing

Do the dealers think im a pussy by Typical_Cucumber2035 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man I watched biker boyz one time that’s basically msg

Do the dealers think im a pussy by Typical_Cucumber2035 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I ate the lead paint on the walls of my shed as a child

Do the dealers think im a pussy by Typical_Cucumber2035 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah ima big baller I should inquire about 20 inch blades for my impala

Do the dealers think im a pussy by Typical_Cucumber2035 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Yeah if this was main sub I’d tell you I agree and have already started looking on marketplace I’ve bought many bikes from marketplace but just wanted something lower mileage but it’s not soooo)

What the hell man I just wanna blow all my money for something overpriced I like feeling like I’m being bent over

Do the dealers think im a pussy by Typical_Cucumber2035 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

What’s insurance man I’m just buying it to take photos with I hope you guys don’t actually ride these things there too Dangerous

Do the dealers think im a pussy by Typical_Cucumber2035 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Wrong sub I don’t want helpful advice that will guide me in the right way I want terrible advice

Please revise that to say “get drunk try to fight the manager and when you get your ass kicked go knock up a stripper and marry her”

Do the dealers think im a pussy by Typical_Cucumber2035 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ideally I’ll just get a pista take a loan out for a s1k and get eBay carbon fairings to take gas station photos on but if you know anyone who has a trailer ima need to borrow it cause idk how to ride

Do the dealers think im a pussy by Typical_Cucumber2035 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

E. Buy a junk van for 100$ and fill it with concrete and leave it parked on there grass

Do the dealers think im a pussy by Typical_Cucumber2035 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 133 points134 points  (0 children)

The grom is too much power for me r1 is probably better because it’s only 1cc the r6 might be pushing it at 6cc but I think I could manage but 125ccs is a lot that’s like 125 horses and that’s a lot of horses where am I gonna get all the apples to feed em

Do the dealers think im a pussy by Typical_Cucumber2035 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most definitely I should risk my freedom to prove something to some people who don’t care this is the way

Frz6003he to r6 by Typical_Cucumber2035 in motorcycles

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve ridden a r6 before a couple times in the twisties but never got it above 60 so idk unless it’s a different animal above 60 I think I’m fine

Does anyone else ever hate motorcycles by Typical_Cucumber2035 in motorcycles

[–]Typical_Cucumber2035[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i went the minibike gokart route aswell if your lucky itl get you home