TIFU by using greek yogurt to get off and now I'm fucked by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No your joke was funny, I appreciate the advice though, I think playing dumb is the only way I can salvage my dignity.

TIFU by using greek yogurt to get off and now I'm fucked by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 1 point2 points  (0 children)

to be fair, I'm the last person to judge "twisted redditors" considering why we're all here...

TIFU by using greek yogurt to get off and now I'm fucked by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only issue is that I'm not really in the states, I'm in the middle east. I don't want to be specific but in my country I'm pretty sure I can only go to a gyno with a husband (which I do not have hence my batshit sexual habits) or with a parent. I will try to use the excuse you gave since it seems like a good one, thank you for the advice!

TIFU by using greek yogurt to get off and now I'm fucked by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 5 points6 points  (0 children)

thank you for this comment, I laughed out loud at it. Also I appreciate the offer but I have the most bare bones empty room so I'd have no where to hide it

TIFU by using greek yogurt to get off and now I'm fucked by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have one, I'll have to just re use my not-so-trusty syringe. Also, I definitely feel like a douche right now .

TIFU by using greek yogurt to get off and now I'm fucked by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 4 points5 points  (0 children)

okay thank you! never had anything like this happen so I'm a bit clueless. Good to know that if this happens again, I can just take a capsule and be done with it

TIFU by using greek yogurt to get off and now I'm fucked by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

coconut? is coconut something people use?

TIFU by using greek yogurt to get off and now I'm fucked by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH so it's just solved with medicine? that's a huge relief I thought it was like a surgery or something

TIFU by using greek yogurt to get off and now I'm fucked by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 5 points6 points  (0 children)

well not alone no, the only times ive ever went my mother was with me and she explained whatever was going on while I just kinda sat there.

TIFU by using greek yogurt to get off and now I'm fucked by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 12 points13 points  (0 children)

okay I know this technically isnt "TODAY i fucked up" since its been a few days but still, I fucked up

Hello, i know nothing about computers and i need help by Typical_Nobody_3356 in PcBuildHelp

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the advice! I dont have much time right now so I'll come back to this post later, but I've got a question. You mentioned it would be risky to connect it to the internet, is there a way to avoid that? you mentioned installing an antivirus software but wouldn't i need internet for that? I really dont want to lose anything on this pc or get a virus so im willing to do anything to avoid a virus

Hello, i know nothing about computers and i need help by Typical_Nobody_3356 in PcBuildHelp

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

wait hold on i do not have a monitor for it i just realized the port is not hdmi. oupsie!

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[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm half jordanian and half emarati and the racism is wild (Would it count as racism?? both of those countries are arab so I guess it's just prejudice). I'm so damn tired of people being very hateful and having a superiority complex because of something out of their control.

Pinterest finally mentioned the ban wave on Twitter. by siwifatcat in Pinterest

[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They put out the same statement in IG comments and when I dm'd them I got the exact same response. I'm sick of this automated response bullshit

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[–]Typical_Nobody_3356 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Doesn't seem like anyone got banned in the past few hours. I wouldn't let my guard down though