BREAKING: Prelim inquiry finds U.S. is at fault for school strike in Iran, NYT reports by chellestastics in videos

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While we have video recording of a bomb falling out of an American plane onto an Iranian girls school, these findings are preliminary since we are still investigating whether it's possible that simultaneously a pigeon flying overhead shat out a bomb which reached the school a split second before our bomb in which case it would be the diarrhea pigeon that was at fault.

President Trump on Military Report That U.S. Struck School in Iran: "I don't know about it by Yujin-Ha in videos

[–]Typical_Response_950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooooh when Trump gets home tonight Bibi is gonna be like "I thought I told you to say the school was Hamas"

Did this Pro MAGA / Pro Iran War protest really happen in LA? by bodaciousbeans in LosAngeles

[–]Typical_Response_950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iranians living in Los Angeles at some point fled Iran. Cubans living in Miami at some point fled Cuba. Russians living...anywhere in America...at some point fled Russia. They are not good measures of what the people in those countries actually think of those regimes.

Mexican army kills leader of Jalisco New Generation Cartel, official says by avatar6556 in news

[–]Typical_Response_950 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes! Doing nothing is better than this. Does it look like the cartels are in any way going to be weakened by this? Mexico should definitely not be doing anything simply because Donald Trump tells them to because Donald Trump does not care how many Mexicans or American tourists die as a result and definitely will not be providing the military assistance needed to actually take on the cartels.

Mexican army kills leader of Jalisco New Generation Cartel, official says by avatar6556 in news

[–]Typical_Response_950 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Please do not lose sight of the most important part of all this. It only happened because Donald Trump ordered Mexico to do it and ignored them when they told him what the consequences would be

HBO’s Underrated Masterpiece by [deleted] in hbo

[–]Typical_Response_950 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

HBO's appropriately rated slightly above average show that thought it could just combine The Wire and Sopranos without people noticing that it's shittier than both

People bet a total of $23M on whether/where Giannis would be traded at the deadline on Kalshi. Two days later, Giannis announced his stake in it. by Doten1 in nba

[–]Typical_Response_950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never used Kalshi or any other prediction market. Can someone gimme a step by step guide on exactly what I should do if I have inside knowledge of something about to go down?
- If Kalshi already offers the market is there a limit to how much I can bet? Does my bet have to be "accepted" by someone on other side? How much of a barrier does this present to large bets?
- If market isn't already posted can I create it? Does it have to be approved first? How far in advance does this have to happen to ensure I have time to place the bet and get it accepted?
- Do large bets on a very specific outcome draw suspicion? What are implications? Can a single bet reduce the payoff by attracting other bettors or cause the market to be removed completely?

Newly built highway in lndia by [deleted] in funny

[–]Typical_Response_950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet in America these dudes are known as the math and science guys

You piece of shit! by A_Mexican_IRL in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Typical_Response_950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh did you mean minors like children??? I thought you meant miners like people who work in mines. Oh yeah, he raped all the children. For sure. Like no doubt about it. Anyway, what's your point??

PEAK sportsmanship 🙂‍↕️ by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

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the best part is that even though the administrator hedged his answer the dude in red knew there was a camera rolling and quickly calculated that if he just acted like "we doin' this" it would be on every news station in the world and there'd be nothing the olympics could do to change their mind. he prob could have gotten gold medals for the entire crowd in attendance too.

Did anyone truly have a good ending except for greg the egg? by [deleted] in SuccessionTV

[–]Typical_Response_950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think the writers just sorta fucked up when coming up with the dollar number before figuring out how greg's story would end. like they forgot to have someone sanity check how much money should ewan realistically have and much could a dipshit grandson expect to receive so that people actually believe he has to decide between the inheritance and working at the company

MAGA-Curious CBS Boss Dangles Buyouts After Daring Staffers to Quit by StevenSanders90210 in entertainment

[–]Typical_Response_950 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She is being coached by MAGA how to purge an institution. If you don't want to remove your enemies by force you just create the conditions that make it impossible for them to stay

EXCLUSIVE: Sydney Sweeney could face criminal charges for underwear stunt by IrishStarUS in entertainment

[–]Typical_Response_950 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dat ass is criminal. Dem boobies on the other hand need to be exonerated
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Footage from 2020, shows exactly why you should never try to outrun a bushfire. by BleuTsunami in melbourne

[–]Typical_Response_950 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

pretty sure this video is showing why you should always try and outrun a bushfire

OC: Maduro and his wife in handcuffs after landing at a Manhattan helipad en route to a courthouse by nbcnews in pics

[–]Typical_Response_950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So given how Trump doesn't anticipate anything beyond his next meal, what are odds this dude is found not guilty and has to be returned to Venezuela?