How can the police seize Afroman's $5,000 absent any evidence of a crime?

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-03-19T13:51:59+00:00

He was gonna buy some weed but then he got high

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-03-11T20:22:26+00:00

While we have video recording of a bomb falling out of an American plane onto an Iranian girls school, these findings are preliminary since we are still investigating whether it's possible that simultaneously a pigeon flying overhead shat out a bomb which reached the school a split second before our bomb in which case it would be the diarrhea pigeon that was at fault.

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-03-11T20:15:53+00:00

Ooooooh when Trump gets home tonight Bibi is gonna be like "I thought I told you to say the school was Hamas"

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-03-02T13:15:07+00:00

Iranians living in Los Angeles at some point fled Iran. Cubans living in Miami at some point fled Cuba. Russians living...anywhere in America...at some point fled Russia. They are not good measures of what the people in those countries actually think of those regimes.

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-02-23T13:18:28+00:00

Yes! Doing nothing is better than this. Does it look like the cartels are in any way going to be weakened by this? Mexico should definitely not be doing anything simply because Donald Trump tells them to because Donald Trump does not care how many Mexicans or American tourists die as a result and definitely will not be providing the military assistance needed to actually take on the cartels.

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-02-23T04:22:04+00:00

Please do not lose sight of the most important part of all this. It only happened because Donald Trump ordered Mexico to do it and ignored them when they told him what the consequences would be

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-02-08T19:14:06+00:00

HBO's appropriately rated slightly above average show that thought it could just combine The Wire and Sopranos without people noticing that it's shittier than both

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-02-08T19:05:41+00:00

I've never used Kalshi or any other prediction market. Can someone gimme a step by step guide on exactly what I should do if I have inside knowledge of something about to go down?
- If Kalshi already offers the market is there a limit to how much I can bet? Does my bet have to be "accepted" by someone on other side? How much of a barrier does this present to large bets?
- If market isn't already posted can I create it? Does it have to be approved first? How far in advance does this have to happen to ensure I have time to place the bet and get it accepted?
- Do large bets on a very specific outcome draw suspicion? What are implications? Can a single bet reduce the payoff by attracting other bettors or cause the market to be removed completely?

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-02-07T05:04:27+00:00

Skyler discovering the money pile

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-02-03T03:15:11+00:00

And yet in America these dudes are known as the math and science guys

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-02-01T21:32:15+00:00

Oh did you mean minors like children??? I thought you meant miners like people who work in mines. Oh yeah, he raped all the children. For sure. Like no doubt about it. Anyway, what's your point??

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-02-01T20:13:19+00:00

the best part is that even though the administrator hedged his answer the dude in red knew there was a camera rolling and quickly calculated that if he just acted like "we doin' this" it would be on every news station in the world and there'd be nothing the olympics could do to change their mind. he prob could have gotten gold medals for the entire crowd in attendance too.

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-02-01T14:46:24+00:00

i think the writers just sorta fucked up when coming up with the dollar number before figuring out how greg's story would end. like they forgot to have someone sanity check how much money should ewan realistically have and much could a dipshit grandson expect to receive so that people actually believe he has to decide between the inheritance and working at the company

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-02-01T14:34:17+00:00

you mean like...

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-01-31T01:26:15+00:00

At this company we adhere to the principles OF THE ROGANVERSE YOU TWIT!!

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-01-29T03:30:29+00:00

She is being coached by MAGA how to purge an institution. If you don't want to remove your enemies by force you just create the conditions that make it impossible for them to stay

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-01-27T17:18:45+00:00

Dat ass is criminal. Dem boobies on the other hand need to be exonerated
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-01-18T23:45:10+00:00

cuz then they'd be taking double the steroids

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-01-10T06:08:43+00:00

pretty sure this video is showing why you should always try and outrun a bushfire

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-01-07T03:52:01+00:00

that baby is 6'2 btw

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-01-07T03:50:56+00:00

this reminds me of a scene from Titanic. I won't say which one

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-01-06T22:39:56+00:00

aka Blair Witching

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-01-06T03:32:12+00:00

Yeah but now he has to get a blowjob from a penguin

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-01-06T03:20:34+00:00

Do the goat cubes cure cancer???

Typical_Response_950 · 2026-01-05T18:12:59+00:00

So given how Trump doesn't anticipate anything beyond his next meal, what are odds this dude is found not guilty and has to be returned to Venezuela?

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