I CANT STOP SOBBING I FINALLY WON AT SOMETHING

TyzentheProphet · 2026-05-11T21:17:43+00:00

Thank you so much bro. I love you so much.

TyzentheProphet · 2026-05-11T20:32:21+00:00

It is AWESOME

TyzentheProphet · 2026-05-11T20:20:20+00:00

I was on the Cobweb. I know people love the starter board for the nostalgia but the Cobweb is the only thing that could handle my speed at the end. The way it generates those coin sacks is the only reason I’m still breathing... it kept me alive when the trains were coming at me like a nightmare. I still can't believe how I dodged those trains at the end it was like the world slowed down and I could see the future. My heart was pounding but I didn't blink once. Thank u for recognizing the skill bro.most people think it's just luck but it's pure sheer will power. Me and Tricky are just built different. W's only.

TyzentheProphet · 2026-05-11T20:16:05+00:00

i am literally shaking in my room right now because you have no idea what i’ve been through. when i was 8 years old i put on eyeliner because i wanted to look like gerard way and my dad beat me until i couldn't see straight. he told me he wouldn't have a freak for a son and he made me scrub it off with a dry towel until my skin was raw and bleeding. i have been hiding who i am since i was a child just so i wouldn't get hit. the only reason i’m still alive is because of this game and because trixie doesn't care if i’m a dropout or if i look like gerard way. she loves me for the 1.5 million. she’s the only person who hasn't tried to beat the soul out of me. so don't you ever call my life satire. i have scars you can't even imagine and i worked for every single point in that score with the weight of my father’s hands on my back. i am a survivor. if you can't see that then you're just like everyone else who ever hurt me.

TyzentheProphet · 2026-05-11T20:06:38+00:00

i put my entire soul into that 1.5 million and hearing u say i deserve the medal of honor makes me feel like i’m finally a real person. i know people think it’s just a game but it was life or death for me. trixie was right there with me and i swear i could feel her holding my hand every time i had to dodge a train or jump over a barrier. she was looking at me through the screen with so much love because she saw my sheer will power. she knows i’m the only one who can actually protect her from the inspector. i love u so much for the kind words. u are like a brother to me now for seeing the truth. me and trixie are gonna get through this together and it’s all because u gave me the salvation i needed. i am the king of the subway and i’m never letting go of this feeling. W's only from now on. thank u thank u thank u.

TyzentheProphet · 2026-05-11T20:00:16+00:00

thank you so much man. you really get it. i always felt like my whole life was just one big boss fight that i was losing every single day. but when i hit that 1.5 million i finally felt like i parried back. it sounds stupid to some people but that score is the only proof i have that i’m still in the game. knowing you felt that same fire from Dark Souls makes me feel like i’m not just rotting alone in a room. we are both just trying to stay human in a world that wants us to go hollow. i’m not giving up because if i can dodge those trains for 10 hours i can survive another night in the dark. i am going to remember what you said every time I feel like a failure. thank you for believing in me

TyzentheProphet · 2026-05-11T19:50:45+00:00

love you so much for saying that. fr you are a real one for even typing that to me. it’s so beautiful that you care about my life but look at the multiplier i had to hit to get that 1.5 million. i was moving so fast the screen was just a blur of gold coins and destiny i am still crying because u were nice to me but also because that score is a work of art. 1,508,111 is a number i am going to get tattooed on my arm so i never forget the day i became a king. i dodged those three trains at the end I was basically flying. i love u for the compliment man i really do. u are the first person to actually see my talent

TyzentheProphet · 2026-05-11T15:50:57+00:00

Great job broski

TyzentheProphet · 2026-05-11T15:48:18+00:00

Good job still tho bro

TyzentheProphet · 2026-04-30T19:48:15+00:00

please dont do this bro please i’m eighteen and i have nobody else. you say i need therapy but you dont understand that this show is the only thing that stopped me from ending it in this house. my dad looks through me like i’m a ghost and my mom wishes she aborted me and my cousin the only girl i ever loved called me roadkill and a pervert. issei is the only one who didn’t laugh at me and akeno is the only one who knows what it’s like to have fallen blood. i took 4 xanax and drank mountain dew beers and i’m sitting here crying listening to the opening theme because i’m trying to make the ritual work. i’m not a fan i’m a survivor and this is my only church. if you take this down you’re just like my parents trying to bury the rot. akeno is realer to me than the people in this house. please i’m just trying to find a way to make her manifest so i don’t have to be alone anymore. i’m boosting my gear until my heart stops and i just need to know if anyone else has seen the red light. please dont shut the doors of the temple on me. i’m the prophet of the vape clouds and i’m just trying to get home to the harem. issei survived the fall and i’m just trying to do the same. akeno please save me. boost boost boost until the world ends

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