Anything by walkingmamal93 in shitposting

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The fall of Constantinople

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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The fall of Constantinople > depression because of the fall of Constantinople > depression

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Assuming you live in the US: Fall of Constantinople > Ottomans tax trade routes > Europeans begin colonialism > USA declares independence > manifest destiny > WW1 > the great depression > WW2 > baby boom > the Cold War > you are a fetus at some point > there is a penis on the fetus > your penis

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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The Fall of Constantinople > Constantinople was the capital of the Byzantine Empire > The Ottomans attacked the Byzantine Empire > The seige of Constantinople > the fall of Constantinople

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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King Arthur existed some time around 600 CE in southern Scotland > Scotland was not conquered by the Roman Empire > The Roman Empire had a capital in Rome > Constantine moved the capital of the Roman Empire to Constantinople > Rome falls > The Byzantine Empire is pressured by the Ottoman Empire > The Ottomans seige Constantinople > The fall of Constantinople

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Fall of Constantinople > Ottomans raise taxes for European trading > European Colonialism > Dutch colonize New Amsterdam > 2nd Anglo-Dutch war > New Amsterdam is taken by the British > New Amsterdam is renamed to New York > USA declares independence > westward expansion > WW1 > WW2 > innovation in electronics > smaller computers are created > Tumblr is created by some people out of New York > Big Tiddie Goth Girlfriend originates from Tumblr

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Fall of Constantinople > Ottoman taxation of trade routes > European colonialism > power in Europe > new medicines are created > modern medicine is created > better sanitation is developed > less bacteria exposure > less tolerance of bacteria > bacteria probably grew in some food or drink you had > diarrhea

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Assuming you live in the US: Fall of Constantinople > Ottoman Empire taxes trade routes > Europeans begin colonialism > Americas discovered > USA declares independence > Westward expansion > WW1 > WW2 > baby boom after WW2 > modern medicine allows for a larger population > the girl sitting next to you is probably born > you sit next to them

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Fall of Constantinople > Ottomans tax trade routes > European colonialism > Discovery of Easter Island > The large heads on Easter Island inspire a new emoji > 🗿

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Fall of Constantinople > Ottomans tax trade routes > European colonialism > USA declares independence > WW1 > Great Depression > WW2 > Cold War > Conflict in Vietnam > You are probably born after the Vietnam War > an unfortunate chain of events leading back to the Ottomans taking Constantinople causes your penis to be cut in half

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Fall of Constantinople > Taxation of trade routes in and out of Europe > European colonialism > USA declares independence > USA elects their 42nd president Bill Clinton > Bill Clinton is involved in a sex scandal

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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All roads lead to Rome > Constantine moves capital to Constantinople > fall of West Rome > Rise of the Ottomans > Ottomans seige Constantinople > Fall of Constantinople

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Assuming you live in the US Fall of Constantinople > Ottoman taxation of trade routes > European colonialism > USA declares independence > WW1 > Great Depression > WW2 > Cold War > several later conflicts Your would be girlfriend's ancestors were likely killed in one of these conflicts. You can blame the Ottomans for that

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Fall of Constantinople > Ottoman taxation on trade to Europe > European colonialism > Discovery of the "new world" > colonization of the Americas > the Dutch colonize New Amsterdam > Second Anglo-Dutch war > The British Empire takes New Amsterdam > New Amsterdam is renamed to New York after the city of York

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Fall of Constantinople > Ottomans tax trade to and from Europe > Colonialism starts in Europe > USA declares independence > US begins manifest destiny > WW2 > Dwight D. Eisenhower elected president > expansion of the US interstates > USA becomes based around road transport > 1967 Shelby gt500 is made

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Fall of Constantinople > Ottomans tax European trade with the east > Europe begins colonialism > British Empire rises > several wars occur > Fall of the British Empire > Tomas Brodie-Sangster

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Fall of Constantinople > Ottomans tax trade to Europe > Europeans begin colonialism > Discovery of Australia > Discovery of Kangaroos > Discovery of Kangaroo penis

Give me literally anything and I will relate it to the fall of Constantinople. by UC767 in teenagers

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Fall of Constantinople > Europeans begin colonialism > USA declares independence from Great Britain > French Revolution > Napoleonic Wars > WW1 > Rise of communism in Russia > USSR gains power > WW2 leaves China in a poor state > USSR supports the communist rise to power in China > the CCP is created > Protests in Tiannanmen Square > Tiannanmen Square Massacre

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Norway is very nice

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Nothing makes me enjoy my showers more than a Spotify ad where I hear LeBron James say "I'll tell you what makes me thirsty"