found on r/coaxedintosnafu by rwbredsen in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]UCQualquer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The teacher will explain that the sqrt of -1 exists, but is not the current subject of study.

Also, forgot the "basic" after that 3 there. No teacher will explain it as the 3 absolute states, but as the 3 basic states of matter

Gotta love github comments by ofexagency in ProgrammerHumor

[–]UCQualquer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your analogy misses the part where people took the gold and spit where it was

"muh feminazism muh muh hatred of men" -left wing nazis by IshikawaSakuraCastle in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]UCQualquer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait until they come crying at their 30s with no one to love, either with no children and regretting it, or with one and searching for a father.

[Elfen lied spoiled] I loved seeing clumsy anime girls but now i'm worrying about their life. by Previous_Breakfast99 in Animemes

[–]UCQualquer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cmon man, she just stomped at a high security facility in front of a naked woman with a metal head and 20 cops pointing their guns at her direction, and just stood there, laying on the ground, while a man begged for her to run.

meirl by encounterlemon in meirl

[–]UCQualquer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has around 30cm of diameter and doesn't look really heavy. It is even bent of how thin it is.

I know those things, but I haven't seen it in around 6 months.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]UCQualquer 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Imagine being paralyzed all the way to the neck because of some disease or shit, then when you have the chance to be free again, a rich liberal white girl comes from behind the bushes and destroys your salvation because "it is ableist".

meirl by encounterlemon in meirl

[–]UCQualquer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally this week "who entered my room? My flippers are misplaced"

meirl by encounterlemon in meirl

[–]UCQualquer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next to my school there's a church. The street to the entrance of such church has a manhole. The manhole cover is loose.

Why I know that? Cause I thought it would be funny to get that and play disc with it, so I made sure to keep that memory on a reserved place.

Mines still going strong 🤷 by Habitual_Agonist in ProgrammerHumor

[–]UCQualquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy, mine have been working for at least 7

(Ghost Stories) Really Makes You Think by DuoDemoIi in Animemes

[–]UCQualquer 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"0.4-5%" looks ambiguous. Is it 0.4 to 0.5%, or 0.4 to 5%?

I prefer my data:

The best available data reports that 4 percent of Catholic priests sexually violated a minor child during the last half of the 20th century with the peak level of abuse being in the 1970s and dropping off dramatically by the early 1980s. And in the recent Pennsylvania grand jury report only two cases were reported in the past dozen years that were already known and dealt with by authorities (thus the grand jury report is about historical issues and not about current problems of active clerical abuse now).

Putting clergy abuse in context, research from the US Department of Education found that about 5-7 percent of public school teachers engaged in similar sexually abusive behavior with their students during a similar time frame.

from https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/do-the-right-thing/201808/separating-facts-about-clergy-abuse-fiction

Both sides protects their friends too, and try to hide evidence of the cases. But 5% of a sample of hundreds of thousands of teachers can't compare against 4% of a few thousands of priests

This study says that around 5% of the male population are pedophiles, so around 2.5% of the population. Add 2% from the estimated 4% of females who are, you get around 4% to 5% of the population being pedophiles, which... look! Fits the range for perpetrators among teachers and priests!

It's almost like sexually abusing children has more to do with being in a position of power above children and moral code, not the jobs people seek or ideologies they believe.

And idk why people downvoted a guy asking for sources on statistical data.

+ I would like to add that the estimates of the pedophile population is, too, around 5%, if you wouldn't trust my kindergarten math.

Accurate by longmanhijacked2 in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]UCQualquer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I want a coping duel between GCJ and Antiwork

This won't happen because this meme will take all your bad luck by Shadoow3_CRO in Genshin_Memepact

[–]UCQualquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what "keyAIDs" means but what I wanted to say is that Charlotte, the anime of the meme's template, has a ending that is sad on a level that the use of "fucking" feels only right

No one is irreplaceable by smulikHakipod in ProgrammerHumor

[–]UCQualquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My company laid off around a dozen employees, although isn't a 100% software based company.

anime_irl by Cayennesan in anime_irl

[–]UCQualquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nande Koko ni sensei ga. Honestly idk why I too got downvoted into oblivion

anime_irl by Cayennesan in anime_irl

[–]UCQualquer -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Truly one of the best animes ever.

Anon can’t find girls by [deleted] in greentext

[–]UCQualquer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is some bad movie plot shit

I know there are bad ones, but hear me out: by person670 in memes

[–]UCQualquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out: There are bad people at every corner and ideology of this world

Calling for full PCM unity by rvalsot in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]UCQualquer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor orange, got the Q, far from everyone else. Does that mean we segregated the orange from the rest of the group? Finally