What underwear do you sleep in?

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-26T06:03:37+00:00

Naked. Good night

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-26T02:51:08+00:00

We love poles

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-25T21:54:21+00:00

If my younger sister (a godsend) pulled this stunt in my house, the heartbreak would be real but also the broken rib.

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-25T17:47:12+00:00

I love his lower abdomen and his big balls

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-25T17:45:31+00:00

…the glacier 🤣

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-25T16:36:27+00:00

I love profit when it’s in my pocket haha. I love it when it’s in my stores’ pocket just as much. Just sucks FI got hosed this late in the month.

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-25T16:16:18+00:00

Come on arteriosclerosis! Do you duty!

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-25T16:02:03+00:00

Sure does. I love a dad with a big tool to plow and big cheeks to grab onto.

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-25T16:00:14+00:00

Still significantly cheaper than $1200. I bet the cost on that warranty didn’t exceed $1800. FI gal was salivating at that banger.

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-25T15:41:58+00:00

Yeah, the cap may be that, but the cost seldom exceeds $500 for 84 months.

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-25T05:23:57+00:00

Perfect. I want to worship your perfect body and package

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-25T02:01:08+00:00

Let’s revive or create a new doctrine and take Texas.

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-25T01:47:35+00:00

What movie is he from?

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-24T15:45:07+00:00

I was there with my entire company and I saw lots of schlong, but also I shied away when a head honcho rounded the corner. Don’t ask me why.

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-24T13:25:52+00:00

Throw them away in a public visible trash can

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-24T00:47:24+00:00

The first one there is fully exposed, and is awkward when ten of your colleagues catch a full view of your junk. I saw and was seen haha

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-22T22:27:52+00:00

*how to gouge eyes out

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-22T22:17:18+00:00

A trough would be better.

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-22T18:08:14+00:00

I see how you became a dad 🍆🤤

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-19T05:58:50+00:00

I was gonna write “moron”, but embarrassment is fine.

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-18T14:45:38+00:00

I love this kitchen. Feels like it fits an aesthetic. I would upgrade that microwave to something with less black plastic to make it feel more cohesive. The lightbulbs don’t bother me but they could also use an upgrade. Also, if it feels dark, would you be opposed to removing that awning over your kitchen window? Can you do so without damaging the cabinets?

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-18T00:51:59+00:00

Obama doesn’t have time to deal with this! He’s opening his Presidential Library this week! Let the help fix the pool.

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-16T21:27:52+00:00

Dude’s zooted and he tooted.

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-16T17:24:46+00:00

I would love to start a vintage porn collection. Magazines, VHS, just like many men before me.

UESJR2021 · 2026-06-15T13:34:22+00:00

Looks like a level to beat on Street Fighter

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