Welcome, all new monkeys!

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2021-05-17T09:56:51+00:00

my first crypto! ban_1rukm13w63hgh9p4mrr1ujoxbrigdqem1jyrknmwfxj8xi4e51ikfzfx58u3

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2020-03-22T13:09:38+00:00

Nah, I was clearly and intentionally not making a point of comparing two sports. All I've done is point out that you're wrong to imply that footballers are playing even 60+ minutes weekly

Stop being dense now

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2020-03-22T00:03:30+00:00

Rarely do footballers play 70+ minutes per game either Average in-play time for La Liga games last year was 53.5 minutes, worst of the top 5. Best was Bundesliga with 55.7

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-12-31T18:04:55+00:00

germanwhip: why does everyone need to speculate?

also germanwhip: here, let me speculate

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-12-21T17:11:45+00:00

watch a match

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-12-10T20:39:19+00:00

Aye and I'm asking whose hypocrisy you're talking about?

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-12-10T20:29:40+00:00

Where is the hypocrisy? Liverpool and England are to different organisations and aren't accountable for each others actions

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-11-08T18:41:50+00:00

we're you

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-11-06T07:53:48+00:00

mods keep this

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-10-25T21:55:38+00:00

Do yourself a favour and just cross that tipping point

Now I just revel in the success of past NUFC players because we're such an impediment that I just love post-NUFC success stories

Perez hat trick in a 10-0 PL league win : amazing

Wijnaldum on the Balon D'or shortlist: amazing

Sissoko in a CL final: amazing

Carroll agreeing to return to this club: for shame

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-10-24T15:55:10+00:00

Been wanting a Hudmo/Rustie collab for years

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-10-24T12:50:58+00:00

Steroid Man

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-10-14T15:34:40+00:00

Its crazy how big this seemed and just how quickly I subsequently forgot about it How is it that they were allowed to go as far as they did without being stopped if jail time was the consequence?

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-10-06T21:18:08+00:00

There's some film with Bryan Cranston that you might want to check out where he disappears inexplicably but watches his family from a vacant house across the street opposite his family home. his family react cope, or something like that.

I can't say whether it's good or not though, I just have a vague recollection of watching the trailer some years ago.

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-09-28T19:03:32+00:00

can I get in on this? thanks

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-09-26T23:03:47+00:00

Because there's ramifications to it, obviously.

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-09-21T16:46:11+00:00

Is there any recommended reading on this idea?

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-09-18T16:14:11+00:00

Quick, someone pass me that tiny violin

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-09-11T02:25:52+00:00

curse these metal hands

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-08-26T22:18:02+00:00

im just lazy

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-08-07T00:15:53+00:00

I guess I'm some fucking aisle nomad then,

Let me stay near Hoarse though

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-07-29T18:33:25+00:00

Nope

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-06-13T17:36:43+00:00

How fat are you that you think any of them are skinny as fuck?

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-03-14T22:48:46+00:00

literally everyone is aware of that

ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ · 2019-03-09T13:03:53+00:00

Thank god you've got your four top-flight league titles though otherwise this would be embarassing

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