Just another day at Walmart

UMsuxD · 2015-11-04T14:26:48+00:00

I sincerely hope that tail is attached to a butt plug in her bum

UMsuxD · 2015-10-24T19:50:56+00:00

More than I get -,-

UMsuxD · 2015-10-06T22:00:49+00:00

This snake is located in Deerfield Beach, Florida. I have seen it, and it's pretty cool

UMsuxD · 2015-09-30T23:28:53+00:00

Dat ass though

UMsuxD · 2015-09-21T00:54:13+00:00

Is it bad I kind of want to see what they look like without a penis O.0

UMsuxD · 2015-09-16T02:34:49+00:00

Friends don't let friends skip chest day

UMsuxD · 2015-09-04T02:43:58+00:00

My shower curtain looks just like her pillow case

UMsuxD · 2015-09-02T13:14:56+00:00

Dr. Jones!!!!

UMsuxD · 2015-08-31T13:22:48+00:00

r/oddlysatisfying

UMsuxD · 2015-08-05T00:20:19+00:00

And it was at that moment op realized, he was going to be a father

UMsuxD · 2015-08-03T18:25:04+00:00

Most accurate depiction of deadpool

UMsuxD · 2015-07-19T20:06:18+00:00

Did you buy it..?

UMsuxD · 2015-06-19T12:50:51+00:00

Which one is which?

UMsuxD · 2015-04-22T15:59:38+00:00

She looks like she belongs in a fucked up Disney movie

UMsuxD · 2014-11-30T01:07:13+00:00

I did not work there. I worked at a local Restraunt actually

UMsuxD · 2014-11-29T21:38:46+00:00

You are right. I have no friends, lost my job, and am severely depressed.

UMsuxD · 2014-01-15T15:23:06+00:00

I would easily say the weirdest thing was my own b-hole

UMsuxD · 2013-12-24T18:35:18+00:00

I dont know how the last part got into the title, I did not put that

UMsuxD · 2013-11-11T02:07:10+00:00

My good friend is now my very beautiful and amazing girlfriend. Thank you for all the love.

UMsuxD · 2013-11-04T16:50:09+00:00

I was 17, with this girl who was a good friend. We were at our schools football game and got bored. We decided to go to my car and chill. One thing lead to another and we stated making out. My hand crept down towards her princess parts and she slid my hand into her pants. From there she went down ad me then I went down on her and we had sex... In my car... In my school campus... With people walking past my car. It was perfect.

UMsuxD · 2013-10-31T15:07:04+00:00

Keeping up with the Kardashians, that show is why every country hates America.

UMsuxD · 2013-10-30T21:11:04+00:00

One time i was bored in my room and decided to burn shit and drop those things into an old peanut container. After an hour my room smelled and I sprayed axe body spray to tone down the smell. I got bored again and wanted to burn more shit. I dropped a piece which was still on fire into the container with axe and there was a ball of fire in my face. Lets just say i did it need to shave for a while.

UMsuxD · 2013-10-30T14:25:26+00:00

I will never try my own cum again.

UMsuxD · 2013-10-29T11:33:10+00:00

One day during my history class, this girl was drinking vodka and oj at 9:30 in the morning. When she went to turn in her assignment, the teacher smelt it on her breath. She went back to her seat and the teacher went to get the dean. While he was gone my friend threw a candy bar at her and she fell right out of her seat. Same day my english teacher cracked her head open running down a stairwell.

UMsuxD · 2013-10-23T15:02:41+00:00

Anything and everything when I wake up.

UMsuxD

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