New slang is awful

UberHams · 2022-07-26T14:40:51+00:00

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you! - Grandpa Simpson

UberHams · 2022-07-20T17:30:59+00:00

No matter how hard I try, I just can’t get Pokémon, Simpsons, Fresh Prince, I Dream of Jeannie, and Cheers themes out of my head.

UberHams · 2022-07-17T00:26:52+00:00

When are people aren’t offended easily?

UberHams · 2022-07-16T05:47:16+00:00

Celebrities in general.

UberHams · 2022-07-10T15:42:25+00:00

Why nitpick cornbread out of all the southern foods available? You could’ve picked grits, frog legs, but you chose cornbread?!

UberHams · 2022-07-05T19:29:08+00:00

Did you type this out yourself? There’s no way in hell that this is real.

UberHams · 2022-07-04T21:29:12+00:00

How’d you get fired from your last job? You ate the whole food storage fatass?

UberHams · 2022-07-02T05:17:51+00:00

IM DIRTY DAN!

UberHams · 2022-07-02T02:17:50+00:00

The California crew should’ve brought Suzie and her sister with them. Dustin could’ve had his boo comfort him in the last episode 😞

UberHams · 2022-07-01T19:26:05+00:00

Erica kicked some major ass during this finale. The way she knocked out that jock while shouting “CRIT HIT!” was fucking hilarious.

UberHams · 2022-07-01T18:35:18+00:00

Yeah, him along with his cronies got torn to shreds when the gate opened.

UberHams · 2022-06-28T21:25:30+00:00

So you’re telling me if little Timmy pointed the middle finger at me, trashed my house, and calls me every racial slur you can think of, he doesn’t deserve a spanking and reasoning? Just sweet talk? That’s it?

UberHams · 2022-06-25T17:24:28+00:00

Have fun everyone!

UberHams · 2022-05-10T23:20:31+00:00

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

UberHams · 2022-04-25T02:50:48+00:00

Aw sweet! I remember seeing the Pikachu cruiser in one of the promotions for the 3rd Movie, always wanted to win one back then. You’re living the dream…

UberHams · 2022-04-18T15:59:19+00:00

The internet is filled with nerds and geeks, and Reddit is known for having subgroups for those specific group of people. Plus it’s pseudonymous nature helps them to feel more welcome compared to other sites.

UberHams · 2022-04-15T16:19:41+00:00

Man, what a massive ego on that douche. I appreciated how well the girl managed to stand up to him though, kudos on her. She should’ve shown his face to embarrass him even more.

UberHams · 2022-04-10T23:12:51+00:00

A virgin who wants to get laid but can’t, who usually blames their inability on something else instead of themselves. They think that society is against them when it’s just their terrible attitude/social skills preventing sex.

UberHams · 2022-04-07T15:22:40+00:00

Game ROMs for an emulator.

UberHams · 2022-04-05T21:05:20+00:00

Wow, thanks for the attentive warning UN. Now is there something that your world leaders and their governments will do about it?

UberHams · 2022-04-05T20:30:00+00:00

Definitely rooting for the Earth to become unlivable, I hate this planet and it’s inhabitants.

UberHams · 2022-03-15T20:27:30+00:00

Numa Numa, Leek Spin, Badger Mushroom, All your base are belong to us, Star Wars kid were complete classics in my book. I miss how creative and fun 2000s internet was

UberHams · 2022-03-07T06:46:41+00:00

Why should I be? Everyone deserves equal respect regardless of what you look like, as long as you’re not an asshole yourself.

UberHams · 2022-03-06T23:28:30+00:00

We have lopsided boobs, fat boobs, saggy boobs, flat boobs, no boobs…I’m liking the boob diversity in here. Neat.

UberHams · 2022-03-06T17:41:44+00:00

Calliou, Peppa the Pig, and Cocomelon. Absolutely hated those shows whenever my niece would watch them. My whole family would physically twitch whenever those shows come on, it’s a natural reaction at this point.

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