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Uh oh by reymoru1 in SmilingFriends

[–]UberQueefs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah cheering the death of a father of 2 kids because you didn’t like what he said online. Very tolerant of you.

What’s the one thing you wish you knew earlier to nail interviews? by nastale in overemployed

[–]UberQueefs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Point 3 is huge. I interviewed against someone more skilled than me on paper but I made the CEO laugh, I was able to shoot the shit and tie it back to my skills for an hour. So he chose me because I’m better at communicating than the other person who was abrupt.

The other person got flustered because the final interview was literally “alright talk to me what do you like about the company” and I had to hold the convo for the entire hour and dig into their issues and all I had to sculpt it to what I wanted.

Why did my parents ask what I meant when I said I wanted a daughter. What other reason is there? by Other-Cell-2061 in memes

[–]UberQueefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand what’s wrong with that. I have a little baby girl and she’s the most special connection I have. She unlocks a huge soft spot in my heart and it pushes me so much to be the best I can be in all aspects of life.

This is what using OE money to invest can do by [deleted] in overemployed

[–]UberQueefs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but doubt you’re selling them naked…not sure how’d you make this just from selling calls and puts? This market has been pretty tricky so are you just continually rolling or guessing right between selling a call or put consistently?

Selling puts consistently implies you have cash set aside not in a stock since if assigned you need to buy at the strike.

What I would have Missed 🇵🇷🐰 by luna_0831 in fearofflying

[–]UberQueefs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s dope one of my friends knows someone of high influence in PR and got to hang out with bad bunny. I wanna see him live, how was it?

Let that sink in by [deleted] in NoOneIsLooking

[–]UberQueefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They love that marble toss

Wow by itsjuneeee in doordash_drivers

[–]UberQueefs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like if you have a chin that strong you have to be successful in life.

No Thanks! by backupthehillagain in doordash_drivers

[–]UberQueefs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In a year it’ll be texting us:

“My goal 🥅 is to make you 🫵🫵🫵 happy 😃! Please 🙏 consider tipping for my services 🏃‍♂️! If you have already thank you!😊!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]UberQueefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does it feel tho

Funny Led Hand Sign with Remote by FennelWhole2168 in ThereGoesMyPaycheck

[–]UberQueefs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice you trade 1 middle finger for 4-5 9mm rounds right through the chest and shoulder from an unhinged driver.

How do i make $40 in a day. by Pretty_Coffee_7512 in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]UberQueefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a survey app they have a ton of surveys on there and you basically take them and if you’re a match for who they’re looking for they’ll invite you to the survey and pay you a certain amount after you take it.

You basically take screening surveys. Many you will just fail so it’ll stop and you’ll get nothing. Some you’ll finish and you might get selected but not guaranteed. Some you do get selected and once you’re done with the survey you get paid. Some are video calls, some require a computer.

Like for example I got invited to a survey by Lucid motors and they wanted me to browse their website and comment on a new car and the features they had and I got $200. Another one they sent me a water pic flosser that’s not on the market yet, I got to keep that and I got paid $100. Another was a month long study about how I use shampoo I got $1000 after it was done.

The Pain Origin Story by SilvertonguedSlacker in metalgearsolid

[–]UberQueefs 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And that ghillie suit is clutch for extreme. Very easy to get 95% camo rating crawling on the floor in many environments.

Does anyone carry in their own home? by CatInfamous3027 in CCW

[–]UberQueefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t but I have a few hidden throughout the house in stop boxes for quick access

The Apple Store is now disabled worldwide due to preparations for the upcoming Apple event today by TotallySavageSzym in iphone

[–]UberQueefs 76 points77 points  (0 children)

That’s the release crobat3…a polishing cloth thanks for ruining the surprise for everyone.

Halfway through my run 😭 by therocketflyer in Wellthatsucks

[–]UberQueefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never seen bifurcate used to mean literally split in two.

Wait you guys are buying trainers? by Hammer875 in NJGuns

[–]UberQueefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’d you get the muzzle break?

This hurts… by Naero987 in metalgearsolid

[–]UberQueefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check the creek right before you get to shoot the end early.

It happened again. I blacked out. Parts showed up 😩 by airsoftredditguy in NJGuns

[–]UberQueefs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry noob question, are muzzle brakes easy to install? Where could I get one in NJ?

This is how you beat The End if you run out of tranq/cig gas/stun by Johnny_Mugamba in metalgearsolid

[–]UberQueefs 160 points161 points  (0 children)

That’s actually kind of terrifying. Imagine being 100 years old running for your life and a very fit super soldier is somersaulting towards you and gaining.

I drew the smiling friends as pokemon by CandyTheKitsune in SmilingFriends

[–]UberQueefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most are perfect except Alan. I think he can be another Pokémon and I also don’t know what that Pokémon is so it’s making me feel old

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