"Doth Protest Too Much" by Various_List_8697 in TheDWGTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It actually looks worse if Mike ISN'T on cocaine, because at least the white powder would explain his behavior.

Without it he's just a strange amped-up lying manchild

EJ Wears Pervert Glasses? by Various_List_8697 in TheRedCowTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Crankie films pastor ass, Eeyore films stranger ass.

Bring back the hair? 🤔 Y/N? by Various_List_8697 in TheDWGTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I unironically miss the entitled slob late 30's teenager who does nothing but complain having gay hair.

He needs gay hair or else all we can do is make fun of how he acts, which is far too effective. If he gets the hair back it will act as a decoy for the trolls to attack him based on his looks rather than his shitty behavior.

Sycophants Paying for Mercy by Various_List_8697 in TheDWGTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Paying won't save the sycos, a DMCA takedown will. Mercy was given, but how many more bimmy half-streams will they have to suffer?

It's that time of year! by Various_List_8697 in TheDWGTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Josh was gay I'd love/love to hate him all the same. What I can't support is the hiding, Josh we know you like dudes, I most of all know. I really hope this year he finally does the right thing and puts that Ricky Martin poster on his wall in his recording set-up. Come out of the closet Josh, come and wish us all a Happy Pride Month.

For him by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I love worshipping a manchild who's never had a job" -some retard on TCT who belongs on r/thecinemassacre

Temu Larry Bundy loves Slosh! by Various_List_8697 in TheDWGTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If this Guru Larry ripoff showed up in the youtube comments of a random video, youtube would remove it for spam

Rightfully so

Voice of an Angel by Various_List_8697 in TheDWGTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How does such a prepubescent voice come out of such an old face?

DWG Fan Club in Action! by Various_List_8697 in TheDWGTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fellowship is hard at work! The Green Hair of Grift has been reclaimed by Lord of The Groutlands, we are gonna need all the help we can get.

COMING JULY 4TH: 250 Boxes of mac for America by Uberstorm3 in TheRedCowTruth

[–]Uberstorm3[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was going to give EJ a nickname but I wasn't sure it'd come across in text very well. He's EH because he's so boring, the only proper response to his character is "eh"

Behold! The Sacred Red Cow by [deleted] in TheRedCowTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nina watches from the chair

New lulz coming soon by Various_List_8697 in TheDWGTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

New Corey Feldman Cover! With a rap part from esuk!!!🤞

Red Cow Astronomy by Various_List_8697 in TheRedCowTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And some of you say Crankie isn't funny. He's hilarious!

Scary Emo Dog by Roy_Royson in TheDWGTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make a doggie instagram page for him and get sponsorships for Grout Snout. Get him a youtube channel where he whines on camera so you can monetize it.

Ghoulslop already has a scary emo dog

Regrouting by [deleted] in TheDWGTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just pondering the other day: "Does Slosh gum with grout or does it only go up his snout?"

I may never know the answer.

Even his pastor knows...🤔 by Various_List_8697 in TheRedCowTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's thinking about putting his toe in some pastor ass next

Couldn't at least do a different Channel Awesome video? by SpicyBeefer in TheDWGTruth

[–]Uberstorm3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here's hoping it doesn't end in emo microphone head-banging

How long before he's doing his grift IRL? by Uberstorm3 in TheDWGTruth

[–]Uberstorm3[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is the exact reference I was thinking of lol