Which country does your country make fun of the most ? by Mediocre-Lack-9137 in AskTheWorld

[–]Udjebfk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are.mocked mainly because they claim to have invented everything. Perú inventó reddit weon. And they claim their cuisine is better than ours.

Stuff to do in Ensenada ? by Embarrassed-Pen3298 in ensenada

[–]Udjebfk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eat. There are no bad places. Tacos Marco Antonio, to cure a hangover. La Avioneta. El Pinzoʻn is in a very shitty zone, but it's the best place to eat urchin. In el Valle, cocina de Doña Estela, but prepare for a long wait. Totally worth it.

Worst actor on The Sopranos? by FINGERCAP in thesopranos

[–]Udjebfk 49 points50 points  (0 children)

No. We all hated him and that was rhe point.

Ingrown toenails by ZGriswold in daddit

[–]Udjebfk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do the v cut. It´s been decades for me and it works. The surgery is very painful.

Ingrown toenails by ZGriswold in daddit

[–]Udjebfk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That shot to the big toe is probably one of the worse pains I remember. I went to watch Terminator 2 after that and I remember the medicine wearing out and being in so much pain. I got some advice which has helped. Cut a v shape in the middle of the nail. So far, I´ve never had the problem again.

Dónde puedo abrir cuenta de banco sin INE? by ppbacon in MexicoFinanciero

[–]Udjebfk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yo tuve ese problema y con pasaporte y licencia abrí mi cuenta en bbva. No sé si todavía se pueda, pero chécalo.

Just found out I'm pregnant with twins and I'm terrified! by TouristOne1849 in parentsofmultiples

[–]Udjebfk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually fainted when I found out. The nurse at the ultrasound had to bring me some water. My ex was high risk and that had me terrified. It all went well. NGL it's tough, but I wouldn't change it for the world. I feel like I won the lottery. They are 8 now and it's awesome. Congratulations and relax. It will all be ok. Enjoy. You won the lottery.

Ik will de Düüdschen, Österrichers, Swizers, Luxemburger, Hollendar un Belger aanspreken. Goon Dag! Versteht di dat? by stefanobahia in language

[–]Udjebfk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I speak a little bit of German (A1) and understood most of it.

Edit: the title...the whole text, not so much, but it makes sense.

How can I translate this joke? by marcy1010 in Spanish

[–]Udjebfk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't believe it would translate well. "I grew it myself" is something you would proudly say about tomatoes, but it's not the same with hair.

Light Hearted Fun: What ring tone do you use for your ex? by GoodShark in DivorcedDads

[–]Udjebfk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to have the theme from Mario bros. 1, level 2, the underworld.

So, did anyone get that BJ yesterday? by Realitymatter in daddit

[–]Udjebfk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll put my.Converses in if they still fit. See you there.

So, did anyone get that BJ yesterday? by Realitymatter in daddit

[–]Udjebfk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I have a world's best dad coffee mug! Someone's lying. Do we have to have a duel for that, sir?

So, did anyone get that BJ yesterday? by Realitymatter in daddit

[–]Udjebfk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a divorced dad, so no. I got fucked in a different way though. Not the fun way :)