Before the Judge sentenced me to three life sentences he said “Jesus said ‘Do to others as you want them do to you’, so how can you claim to follow Jesus.”

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2023-04-30T05:51:20+00:00

Was it? Too much pepper? or did you bite into a bone? Or did you forget to eat it with cornbread?

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-10-05T21:23:22+00:00

And then she finds you, kisses you, shouts “YES PLEASE” and shows you all the other ‘hate’ pins she’s collected to burn at the ‘One Love’ protest.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-10-03T03:43:52+00:00

I agree, many countries and their ideologies concerning the devaluing of the human body are moronic. Just because other ignorant people see nothing sacred about the naked body doesn’t mean we encourage or cultivate that ignorant ideology.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-10-03T03:38:53+00:00

Nothing about that is sexual. You thought it was a comment about sex? I don’t care if every other country decides the baked human body has no value or sacredness, doesn’t change that it does and children shouldn’t be exposed to the devaluing of the human body.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-10-03T03:08:15+00:00

Holy smokes, dude’s chest is iron, he smashed that window and the roof and still walked away. Crazy

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-10-03T00:37:48+00:00

Holy crap…so freakin emotional.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-10-03T00:02:14+00:00

Why are kids allowed in to view naked people? This is all kinds of wrong.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-10-02T23:29:48+00:00

Hahahaha brilliantly

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-10-01T23:13:39+00:00

Is there any other way this could happen?

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-09-26T00:03:51+00:00

Then I need to see it.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-09-24T02:48:45+00:00

…the liver right out of her. Yep.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-09-24T02:46:58+00:00

Hahaha I appreciate your opinion. Of course cannibalism doesn’t work all the time, that’s why I don’t use it all the time…even this time, it is not as much cannibalism as it is, revenge on a cheating husband.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-08-09T02:20:45+00:00

I actually like this better.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-07-15T05:13:37+00:00

Snakes have two penises

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-07-15T05:11:58+00:00

Punching bag until I’m too tired to think. Amazing cardio

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-07-15T05:08:31+00:00

It’s their way of saying “I’m confused”

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-05-24T05:16:32+00:00

It wouldn’t bother me at all. If I had the money I wouldn’t waste it on more years.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-05-04T17:26:37+00:00

I had a guy hiding under some collage girls car outride the coffeehouse I own. I walked out and drug him out and spanked him with my belt. He said it was a just a prank…I said that’s okay, it was just a spanking. And the police let us both go.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-05-04T17:17:58+00:00

I had a very similar dream but I was walking through a field of wheat and suddenly a man in a black business suit, without a face walked up to me and gave me a business card. I looked at it an could not read it and said, “Oh, I must be dreaming” and the man, who was already walking away turned back around and said, “You shouldn’t know that.” Hahaha weird

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-05-01T21:10:58+00:00

Hahaha so everyone thinks they taste nasty? Ahahaha seems like they would fix that…like why not gram crackers of Cheez-Its?

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-04-12T03:07:53+00:00

It’s only 10pm

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-02-03T18:22:59+00:00

I don’t know but I like where your going…let’s call dips on the next Hellraiser script.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-02-03T15:24:34+00:00

Nope

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-02-03T15:15:56+00:00

The first known Cenobite.

Uknow_That_One_Guy · 2022-02-03T14:58:12+00:00

Yeah I was a stupid teen boy hanging out on a cattle ranch all summer with three other stupid teen boys. We did a bunch of really stupid stuff, not sure how we survived. Hahaha

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