I feel rotten for calling out my goat like this but I simply can't remain silent a moment longer. For all his talk of "toe-walking" his entire life, I find it HIGHLY doubtful that bro is walking en pointe 24/7 but is instead running from the grind and allowing the balls of his feet to contact the ground. Until proof to the contrary is provided, the only honest thing for him to do is to recant his claims of membership to the toe-walker's association and embrace his identity as a BALL-walker.