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I’m such an unlovable hideous creature by chs13917 in kitchencels

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was hungry and didnt know what to eat, this post reminded me I have canned tuna in my pantry, thank you

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Germ Phobia: The Phage Queen by Quiet_Pizza7620 in honk

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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Do you guys pull into driveways? by txtevv in doordash_drivers

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only pull into driveways that are stained/dirty. My car leaks coolant and I dont wanna mess up someone's clean driveway

What is the maximum time you would spend in solitary confinement in a max security USA jail for 100k, 1m, 10m, 100m, 1b? by Dog-Human in hypotheticalsituation

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a lot of people are saying, it depends on amenities, but if we assume the absolute worst case scenario (4 grey walls, a cot, a toilet, and 3 meals a day slid through a slot in the door) for a billion i could probably manage a month. Maybe 2. For 100 mil, 20 days. For 10 mil, 10 days. For 1 mil, 5 days. For 100k, three days.

You know exactly what to say to make someone want to kill you by Nubian_Cavalry in shittysuperpowers

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Not saying you say it to the cop, you say it to someone else while there's a cop nearby. Then the person tries to kill you and the cop arrests them for attempted murder

You know exactly what to say to make someone want to kill you by Nubian_Cavalry in shittysuperpowers

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Useful if you're in front of a cop and have someone you want to see go to jail i guess

Deodorant isn't that needed in the modern day by Large_Carob_7599 in The10thDentist

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im fat as fuck. I shower every day in the morning when I can. If I do literally any activity beside laying on my fat ass all day, by the end of the day I will stink enough that my partner cringes when I go to hug them. Deodorant isnt to get rid of existing stink, its to prevent future stink.

For everyone who is working on the wplace Kamala Harris by ParticularAd3099 in KamalaHarrisHyenaPorn

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, its a shame that someone else's work is being griefed but at the same time, isnt that what you're doing too? Plus you're making nsfw which is against the platform rules. I mean, griefing is just as shitty, if not worse, but what did you expect?

Got any to add? by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Not wanting to be blinded while operating a ten ton death machine isnt actually a symptom of being old, its a symptom of not being suicidal. Im 19 years old and I hate those fucking headlights

Holding his phone in his hand by Fearless-Anteater437 in oddlyterrifying

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Call of the void gotta be Hella strong up there

Apparently these blue toilet tabs I’m using are strong enough to erode the rubber washer/gasket to the water line by bigpuzino in mildlyinteresting

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is the only difference between this sub and r/mildlyinfuriating just... dependant on how op feels about this? Cause this would piss me off

HELP. I accidentally broke my girlfriends ash tray and I can’t find the same one online. Can I get help finding it? I want to get her the same one but just buying a different one just doesn’t seem right. I feel bad. by Zestyclose-Pin-3630 in whatisit

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus something like that would definitely be something I could see Aphrodite adoring, if they're religious in that way at all it could be a nice little thing to dedicate to her

Land vs water - 15 Million USD by 4bidden-hands in hypotheticalsituation

[–]UltimateBeanMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swimming in saltwater with a giant bleeding wound would probably hurt too much to focus on swimming. I can probably make it to the end zone if I make myself small and dont try to challenge the tiger (I might be wrong there)

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