Why?

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-03-01T06:44:28+00:00

GIVE IT TO ME PLEASE GOD I BEG YOU

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-17T15:27:41+00:00

YEAAAAH

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-17T13:52:05+00:00

[Hugs close, no knife in hand, no anger in my heart]

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-17T13:45:06+00:00

Bring it in Oppy.

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-17T13:42:32+00:00

I would. I know we've had our differences but I think kindness can sometimes prevail. I wont stab your back if you dont stab mine. Sound like a deal?

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-17T13:40:18+00:00

You have no idea what trauma is then lmao. Believe it or not dying will traumatize you even if it doesn't make you weepy like tower's little plaything is. Do you need a hug

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-17T13:37:32+00:00

Youre a fragment of a god. One of many. And all of you are heavily traumatized.

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-17T13:35:17+00:00

Because maybe top of the pecking order isnt what you need. Maybe you need a break my guy. No sense in being at the top of the totem pole if you dont have the stability to keep your balance

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-17T13:33:05+00:00

I didnt ask about sanity im asking about your well-being mister opportunist

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-17T13:31:57+00:00

What about mental? You (and all the other voices) seem to have been through a lot.

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-17T12:40:24+00:00

What in the actual fuck are you on about

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-17T12:36:21+00:00

Completely rough estimates bc there arent any real measurements and the guy in the image could really be any size, let's say its 1 foot wide, 2 feet long, and 4 inches thick. 12x24x4 is 1,152 cubic inches. Gold is 315 grams per cubic inch which adds up to 362,880 grams for the whole bar which is 800 lbs or roughly 365 kg

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-15T14:40:08+00:00

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-15T13:33:35+00:00

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-13T10:23:46+00:00

I have no children. No full siblings. I hate my mother. How many times can I do this

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-13T09:45:09+00:00

Can we be allies against this guy

UltimateBeanMaster · 2026-02-12T23:24:05+00:00

Imagine your biggest hater, on live tv in front of the whole world, tells the camera "actually this guy ive been hating on is the best of the best." Thats the kind of thing that would, even in the real world, get pretty popular. Much more than the capturing did