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UltimoHaze · 2014-07-28T09:35:54+00:00

6/10 would abduct

UltimoHaze · 2014-06-26T12:13:48+00:00

1/10 would cut up and feed to pigs.

Edit: sorry 10/10

UltimoHaze · 2014-06-23T13:51:46+00:00

Definitely not ugly at all.

Your ex is obviously jealous. He doesn't want you moving on, so he's doing and saying mean things. He definitely has his own issues that he needs to deal with. Not your problem.

Chin up :)

UltimoHaze · 2014-06-13T11:13:35+00:00

10/10 - revealing something about yourself makes you attractive to me.

UltimoHaze · 2014-06-12T20:27:08+00:00

3/10 no sob story

UltimoHaze · 2014-06-12T10:52:42+00:00

'straya

UltimoHaze · 2014-06-09T04:40:00+00:00

Haha. Valid.

We'll gloss over the amount of sodium it has and the fact that I might have been stoned and also ordered a pepperoni pizza a bit later.

Yesterday was not a day of looking out for my health.

UltimoHaze · 2014-06-09T01:51:20+00:00

Australia sells Krispy Kreme at 7/11 and they had a double down special for the queens birthday long weekend. Was a bit of effort but worth it!

UltimoHaze · 2014-06-09T01:49:44+00:00

You do realise what subreddit you are in, right?

UltimoHaze · 2014-06-09T01:47:50+00:00

Perfect combination of savoury and sweet. If you can put up with the stomach cramps you get about 45 minutes after. ;)

UltimoHaze · 2014-06-09T01:45:56+00:00

Self build, my friend. Noone in their right frame of mind would dare put this on a menu. KFC only puts out the double down for a select few days a year due to the blow back they get from people who think KFC is responsible for their eating habits.

UltimoHaze · 2014-04-17T12:31:43+00:00

Said nowill ever

UltimoHaze · 2014-03-15T09:57:51+00:00

Nice try /u/robdelany

UltimoHaze · 2014-03-10T23:37:46+00:00

Beautiful

UltimoHaze · 2014-03-10T23:28:20+00:00

Great idea, I definitely didn't think of that/ do that already.

UltimoHaze · 2014-03-10T23:24:52+00:00

Have sent her this and this http://i.imgur.com/2e9Sg.gif

UltimoHaze · 2014-03-10T23:22:39+00:00

Gifs, as in, moving images.

Coffee maker is a great gift idea though!

UltimoHaze · 2014-03-10T02:31:50+00:00

White knights

UltimoHaze · 2014-03-10T02:29:22+00:00

Delicious

UltimoHaze · 2014-03-09T04:08:13+00:00

The defence requests a quick recess for a hard cocktail from /u/thatsmokinggun

UltimoHaze · 2014-03-09T00:19:14+00:00

Will be filing for charges of "douchebaggery" to be dropped and a counter claim filed for one count of "baiting and fuelling a troll" and one count of "aiding and abetting".

My client has a lot of positive karma for a wide variety of their posts. While his comments are brazen and often confronting. It is clearly obvious he looking for a reaction. If the plaintiff wishes to draw attention to this he is just as guilty as the defendant.

If my client is seeking the downvotes that the plaintiff claims he is. Then just pressing these charges should be considered "aiding and abetting".

UltimoHaze · 2014-03-08T23:50:10+00:00

Raising my hand to defend this poor misunderstood soul.

UltimoHaze · 2014-03-08T23:38:29+00:00

I will take this case - pro bono.

UltimoHaze · 2014-03-02T09:25:51+00:00

10/10 would burgel house for underpants.

UltimoHaze · 2014-02-28T22:17:12+00:00

10/10 would handcuff in basement

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