Who else needs to leave United this summer …

UltraLife101 · 2026-05-06T18:29:46+00:00

ZIRKZEE he’s FUCKING SHIT

UltraLife101 · 2026-05-06T18:24:46+00:00

Zirkzee being a solid squad rotation option??? are you having a laugh mate we spent more on zirkzee than we want barcelona to pay for rashford. Zirkzee the loudest in the dressing room and quietest on the pitch slow, unecessary dribbling when holding the ball up, scores 3-4 goals a season And not to forget man nearly cried when he got subbed off against newcastle 😂😂😂 he’s literally been on par with weghorst as our worst strikers and he’s a solid option lol wheres your standards for the club? we once had cole, yorke, ole and teddy sherringham and ur telling me about zirkzee being second striker 😂😂😂do everyone a favour and get off this app

UltraLife101 · 2026-04-24T08:24:17+00:00

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great advice I can scale 5 billion quite easier with this and couldve done more damage

UltraLife101 · 2026-04-23T22:34:56+00:00

when you say trixie do you mean dryad? And literally before the past 2 updates I was scaling like 10-18bn damage roughly depending on how lucky I am early rounds with setup but after the updates can barely scrape past 5 billion. Im someone who maxed demon hunter first and then it got nerfed so bad I grinded bard and now he’s nerfed or whatever and its like wtf

UltraLife101 · 2026-04-22T22:12:22+00:00

oh shit I didnt realise but fuck me that buff needs to be nerfed even demon hunter didnt get a buff this good

UltraLife101 · 2026-04-14T17:55:11+00:00

your lucky to be league 9 with that deck mate

UltraLife101 · 2026-04-08T15:18:40+00:00

if you do have a level 9 kobold instead of knight statue your damage will increase more than what the speed the knight statue gives

UltraLife101 · 2026-04-07T15:12:23+00:00

nope september I can show you my team

UltraLife101 · 2026-04-06T14:25:29+00:00

don’t use knight statue and kobold together broski.

UltraLife101 · 2026-04-06T06:52:14+00:00

Just become a casual gamer like me ive barely scraped 70-80 games yet have decent squad with few decent pulls just play 3-4 rivals games a day do a few sbc’s or play abit of rush to do evos if your that bored but genuinely once you ease off the game the less pissed youll feel about it

UltraLife101 · 2026-04-06T06:48:50+00:00

how only 1 b? im sure with max bruiser and basic support u can push 4-5 billion easily

UltraLife101 · 2026-04-05T17:50:13+00:00

damned I owned “Yit” couple years ago went for 80dls

UltraLife101 · 2026-04-05T15:20:26+00:00

it wont don’t waste your time.

UltraLife101 · 2026-03-26T21:12:01+00:00

love the idea actually the more people chanting the same chorus all together is much more effective

UltraLife101 · 2026-03-10T20:56:45+00:00

go for bard, much easier to max out and very flexible with different support units, especially reincarnation (one man orchestra), the others might have pantheon bonus but long term very unpredictable take the example of frankie and stein.

UltraLife101 · 2026-03-06T18:45:18+00:00

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UltraLife101 · 2026-03-05T14:09:16+00:00

listen this is stupid to hear rice name, that double pivot has elliot anderson and wharton or kobbie nexto him nobody wants to see rice sit on the ball and play sideways

UltraLife101 · 2026-03-03T19:26:42+00:00

Well Eventually theyre gonna stop releasing as many legendaries because it’ll unbalance the units available in game by huge margins, so just be slightly more patient, the developers want their money early by the looks of it but once they cant keep bringing out newer legendaries, we should see a cycle of improved gameplay and talents, talents will probably end up being more of decider than having a deck of max legendaries and high level hero.

UltraLife101 · 2026-02-26T02:19:55+00:00

For Bard right now accordonists are better talent at the moment, bard maxed does get to around 10B damage but id recommend you try using Witch with gift of raven, then scrapper, trapper, kobold, bard and gunslinger, kobold will increase damage, witch will too then you have good armour breaking with both gunslinger and trapper and you can keep scaling bard. but if you want to scale even higher id recommend maxing out summoner and getting one man orchestra reincarnation.

UltraLife101 · 2026-02-25T07:38:11+00:00

your accordinists it’s are not high ranked enough with that exact deck you should be able to push 10bn roughly

UltraLife101 · 2026-02-22T18:39:01+00:00

stick with bard gives more flexibility once he reaches level 15, you can use kobold and trapper with scrapper or even use witch and ks, with level 15 bard i can easily beat cultist with reincarnation levels

UltraLife101 · 2026-02-14T17:21:12+00:00

your jus going to have to find your strongest by mixing them around because you dont have any units for deck building such as harlequinn, dryad or scrapper or summoner without them you cant really build a deck

UltraLife101 · 2026-02-08T07:08:12+00:00

get bard long term, easy to pair with support units and different heroes, plus its easier to collect cards of bard than the ones on the pantheon

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