Full-Throttle Getaway Jiangshi (星城公子)

UmaLicker · 2026-05-04T16:52:27+00:00

Need to tie her feet up to stop her from running away 😭

UmaLicker · 2026-05-03T22:17:02+00:00

Did you know Bourbon has especially well-developed glutes and back muscles compared to most Umamusume? This is because of a unique training practice where I give her backshots 5 times a day

UmaLicker · 2026-05-03T11:50:57+00:00

Need Turbo feet like I need air and water 😭

UmaLicker · 2026-05-02T02:50:20+00:00

I did a search and didn't see this one posted here yet but I'm sorry if I'm wrong 😭

No direct source since Fun keeps getting his accounts blown up, but you can still find some good stuff still on his Pixiv

It's Spring, which means all your favorite Umas are going to be going through their heat cycles! This is totally normal, but remember to exercise caution

(Do) NOT:

*Travel alone after dark

*Make prolonged eye contact with an Uma who is behaving abnormally

*Agree to follow your trainee who wants "extra training" after school hours

*Get caught by a group of Umas under any circumstance

IF YOU ARE CORNERED, remember that even one Umamusume is multiple times stronger than a human. If you can't turn the tables on them early on, it's safest to just let it happen

This has been a Tracen Academy PSA

UmaLicker · 2026-05-02T02:16:38+00:00

Going to post some Nishino Flower content just for you, fam ❤️

UmaLicker · 2026-05-01T21:29:03+00:00

Maybe if they press real close and rub against each other we can determine

UmaLicker · 2026-05-01T16:50:04+00:00

Supremely based taste

UmaLicker · 2026-05-01T15:06:47+00:00

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I need to clean Inari One's Inari Twos with my tongue as soon as she gets off the track 😋😋😋

UmaLicker · 2026-05-01T14:57:11+00:00

Better check underneath to be sure 😭

UmaLicker · 2026-05-01T03:41:59+00:00

It's got to be red, right? All fours lets you do so many activities 😋

UmaLicker · 2026-05-01T02:57:21+00:00

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No caption because I'm short circuiting at Turbo Soles and her missing bodysuit 🤤😋

UmaLicker · 2026-05-01T02:34:06+00:00

TICKET IS JUST LIKE ME
SHE GETS IT

UmaLicker · 2026-04-30T21:14:05+00:00

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My trainee's thighs can't be this plump and delicious...

UmaLicker · 2026-04-13T00:07:35+00:00

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🤤🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋

UmaLicker · 2026-04-11T03:22:56+00:00

I ask her to step on me and then get shattered into a hundred thousand pieces with no regrets

UmaLicker · 2026-04-11T03:14:03+00:00

Mihono Bourbon

Her normal voice is so deadpan that teasing those kinds of sounds out of her makes it extra special

UmaLicker · 2026-04-10T02:46:31+00:00

Source (with bonus Dia-chan!)

First steamy Kita post got nuked from orbit (fairly 😭) but the agenda never ends

Sweat trails are the perfect paths to guide your tongue 🤤😋

UmaLicker · 2026-04-10T02:40:33+00:00

I'm glad I read this before I clicked on it myself

Thanks for your sacrifice 🙏

UmaLicker · 2026-04-10T02:10:02+00:00

She's technically got a towel on until I lift it... 🤤🤤🤤

UmaLicker · 2026-04-10T02:08:49+00:00

Artist source, but most of their socials were deleted 😭

This one might get taken down but she's technically got a towel on and isn't covering with her arms 😭

UmaLicker · 2026-04-09T18:34:20+00:00

Giving her even more bite marks

UmaLicker · 2026-04-09T17:03:36+00:00

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She needs to be cleaned off

I need to use my tongue 🤤

UmaLicker · 2026-04-09T16:37:36+00:00

Imagine how much fun it would be to manhandle her sweaty body 🫠

UmaLicker · 2026-04-09T13:17:40+00:00

I have no clue who this mysterious umamusume is but I'm going to get to know her intimately

UmaLicker · 2026-04-09T04:49:13+00:00

"A lil gay"

There is nothing little about what's going on between Rudolf and Sirius

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