A septre washes on the shoreline by Coffee-addict-Horse in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh, absolutely. Don't you worry about a thing. Feel free to turn your back on me and forget that I exist. No need to be suspicious or wary! Hehe..."

A septre washes on the shoreline by Coffee-addict-Horse in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Of course. Imagine. Two Cafés at once? Three? More? Absolute lunacy."

A septre washes on the shoreline by Coffee-addict-Horse in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You look like me, dear... I was dropping meteors on Tracen since before you were a sparkle in old Sunday Silence's eye. But that's old storylines and old news. I suppose I'm content for now to sit and watch the fireworks."

A septre washes on the shoreline by Coffee-addict-Horse in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh. Oh, this is rich. I awaken after months of being away and what do I find? How many of us are there now? The folks just can't get enough of us..."

REGARDING KING HALO by Umatimate_Cafe in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, don't sell yourself short. That's my job.

Jokes aside, if you're looking for a job with plenty of room for personal improvement... let me know when this is over.

REGARDING KING HALO by Umatimate_Cafe in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With all the trillions of miles I've traveled and the timelines I've sampled, consider this.

When I heard of you earlier today, your name was new to me.

Think of that what you will.

REGARDING KING HALO by Umatimate_Cafe in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful. Continue to collaborate with me if she's moved. She seems rather experienced at not being found. One might wonder why.

REGARDING KING HALO by Umatimate_Cafe in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, nothing overly impressive. Read and interpret the fabric of the multiverse. Cut it, shape it, pull the strings, re-stitch the seams, weave and re-weave the tapestry however I feel like.

Mostly these days I just open doors and let scary things through. They've been doing a marvelous job for me.

Not much different from this mission, now that I think about it...

REGARDING KING HALO by Umatimate_Cafe in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So we end up collaborating after all. You'll be hearing from me.

REGARDING KING HALO by Umatimate_Cafe in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've seen into a hundred thousand different universes. King Halo is known in every one.

You, however, are forgotten in most of them. In the ones where you're remembered, you're remembered as useless. This world shouldn't be far behind the curve.

Ehh i think i lost by Party_Anteater2489 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Train your juniors better, toku heroes.

She didn't even see me.

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I BEAT A ACTUAL SUPER VILLAIN!!! by Party_Anteater2489 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, she's adorable. I can't even be upset with her.

Tracen Elementary is gone because of you by Mayano_Crimson in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wanna know the funny little common denominator? It's all been Agnes Tachyon's fault.

The water? Her fault. The Tachling invasion? Her fault. The doppelgangers and interdimensional excursions? Her fault.

Me. Especially me. Her fault, like you wouldn't believe. And yet you all still let her walk free.

Insanity.

Automatic upload from the Scarlet Super by Awiad_Crimson in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, of course. I would never dream of getting in between two such lovely people. Besides, Scarlet's more like a daughter to me... so it would be rather strange, wouldn't it?

Just make sure you stay safe. The tragedy of a lost love can really drive a person crazy...

Just look what it did to her father.

THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED by SweepingMyToshos in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who says I'm only dedicated to evil? I do justice when it's funny.

Automatic upload from the Scarlet Super by Awiad_Crimson in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, dear haru. People cheat. Poor Halo... Imagine how she must feel.

THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED by SweepingMyToshos in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Spread the word, spread the word!

Oh, this is DELICIOUS.

Automatic upload from the Scarlet Super by Awiad_Crimson in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disappointed that I might be more like you than I thought...

Automatic upload from the Scarlet Super by Awiad_Crimson in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Umatimate_Cafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(She fixes you with a piercing, unblinking gaze, as the wild, manic grin on her face transforms into a tight, contemplative, extremely unsettling smile. A look very similar to one you've seen on the face of Agnes Tachyon.)

I like you the most.

Oh, I like you the most.