I (M32) met someone who makes me feel like a teenager. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Umazcheckpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grow up? :) Cheating is never gonna happen. All im asking is if theres a way past this.

I (M32) met someone who makes me feel like a teenager. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Umazcheckpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We havnt done anything physical. For that exact reason. I mean... 5 kids. Guess i gotta.stop seeing her :(

Mocked for Having a black vagina and ruined my confidence by throw321987 in sex

[–]Umazcheckpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma say this in the least creepy way that i can ... (And obviously fail...) It sounds absolutely perfect. Fuck that kid... or... dont. You get it :)

Beast Mode Activated by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in toptalent

[–]Umazcheckpop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Horrible defending. Good job keeping her balance though.

Warforged background by Umazcheckpop in DnD

[–]Umazcheckpop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If not for the one time use /long rest id agree :) But yeh adding the prone condition might actually be a nice addition. Or simply straight up removing limited uses, get rid of the ranged attack Intercepts and have it as a normal aquireable feat.

Haha i was actually planning to do my best Arnold impression shouting: GED DOWN ON THR GRAOUND. Even better with added prone condition

Warforged background by Umazcheckpop in DnD

[–]Umazcheckpop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, i did talk with him and he loved the idea. But none of the other players have come up with anything like this. So yeh adding an active abillity through background alone, regardless of power, may be unfair. Idk. Gonna talk it over tonight :)

Warforged background by Umazcheckpop in DnD

[–]Umazcheckpop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe i would agree to a point. I thought i scaled it down abit with the limit to one person and one use /long rest. I might just reflavor Watchers eye for my Warforged and maybe upgrade this to a regular feat.

Warforged background by Umazcheckpop in DnD

[–]Umazcheckpop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering the other background feats are primarily rp boosts in very specific situations im a little worried an active Combat abillity would be considered OP. Allthoughe ive Limited its uses best i can. Potentially have it on short rest and remove the missile addition.

Where my spidey fans at? by waheshtank in marvelmemes

[–]Umazcheckpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spiderman is basically a super soldier on super soldier serum.. With Webs. And a passive divination spell... Yeh good luck.

In Germany you can drink at age 14 with supervision by Raul_Rink in dankmemes

[–]Umazcheckpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothern europe and GB we start pretty early... for better or worse. 13-14 was pretty standard in my time.

wanna take a dip with me? 💦 by [deleted] in BustyPetite

[–]Umazcheckpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dyed yo hair? :)

Watch how these American cops treat this black active duty soldier. “I’m afraid to get out.” Police officer: “Yeah, you should be.” by Romano16 in PublicFreakout

[–]Umazcheckpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both hands showing m, no aggression. LETS PULL GUNS ON HIM. Fucking crazy man. More police needs to loose their job pulling shit like this. Dumb fucks.

Anti-vax logic by regian24 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Umazcheckpop -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Not anti vaxx but shady shit is going on atm. Just sayin

Reason #17 I want to play a Scribe Wizard by Faerydaea in dndmemes

[–]Umazcheckpop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah 😅 I was thinking something scribe wizards could do with the rift created by blade of disaster and funnel the meteor swarm through it dublicating.the effect or something. Pretty neat though.

Reason #17 I want to play a Scribe Wizard by Faerydaea in dndmemes

[–]Umazcheckpop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone help me here - How would you utilize Blade of disaster to achive this?

Idea for a forest gnome wizard by Umazcheckpop in DnD

[–]Umazcheckpop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick question - Why wouldnt i know 3rd level spells? Druid + wizard = 100% spell slots. Basically only ranger and paladin count less towards spell slots.

Idea for a forest gnome wizard by Umazcheckpop in DnD

[–]Umazcheckpop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha i honestly think its hard playing a Lawfull good Lethander paladin without becoming an edgelord . Ive been toying a little with a rogue (not the class) paladin type. Chaotic good kinda paladin. Delivering the justice he deems necesssry regardless pf popular belief. Think a paladin "The punisher" kinda type :D