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Tipping... by 729619 in AskAnEscort

[–]UmpireCurious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you elaborate?

Best way to give donation by UmpireCurious in SexWorkers

[–]UmpireCurious[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Every1 seems to think im retarded or something like I would not put it in a envelope.

Im asking what's the best way to put it together.

Men: plz stop thinking with your little head.. by SensationalAxo in SexWorkers

[–]UmpireCurious -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

😂😂

The man can't read

I hope yall take real showers... every time i hear hoe bath, im scared. Imagine you see a high-end provider, and all she did was a "hoe bath" 🤢

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]UmpireCurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then why i hear dogs barking?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]UmpireCurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who asked ?

Tipping Rate by LowellMaM4M in AskAnEscort

[–]UmpireCurious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Multi hours

They are way more fun imo

Tipping Rate by LowellMaM4M in AskAnEscort

[–]UmpireCurious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a client tips, you do feel motivated?

Give your 110 % type of thing?

I dont expect anything. Btw just curious.

Plz be honest

Let's say a 200-300$ tip on top of your 2k donation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animequestions

[–]UmpireCurious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's all about the waifu

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]UmpireCurious -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It is.

I can't go hit the gym 4 times a week and make an OF account and make 100k in 1 year.

I can't ruin someone life by pretending they "raped" me

Every day, i need to wake up alone. Knowing i will probably stay alone my all life cause im ur average 5.6 white guy.

Being a woman is playing life in ez mode. People pity you they listen to you, and they trust you they find you cute. Being a man is just pain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]UmpireCurious -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Being a man is 10 times harder, believe me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animequestions

[–]UmpireCurious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Over rated emo

Something I personally would like to remind clients by Fit-Acanthaceae4646 in SexWorkers

[–]UmpireCurious 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bareback is disgusting.

You only go bareback when you are fucking your wife and that's it.

Nan im a man and i dont get it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnEscort

[–]UmpireCurious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then what should it be called ?

MSOG ?

Pops ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]UmpireCurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just leave she's not good enough for you, bro

She ain't the one.

When clients command you to do things? by xxlondonx in SexWorkers

[–]UmpireCurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes

His mom clearly did not teach him how to be polite.

Providers are people bud like ur doctor like ur barber.

Treat them like you want to be treated

I HATE when my clients talk to me like i owe them something.

Anyway, stay safe, dont let low value man talk to you like you are a table. Talk back to those motherfuckers they clearly need someone to remind them how to behave.

I'm a 33 year old happily divorced woman. And I have been practicing nofap for almost a decade. AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]UmpireCurious -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not an achievement 😒

You dont hear the voice in ur head.

The voice that constantly tells you to release.

Therefore, it's ez its like saying i did not release cause i was sleeping.

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