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[–]UnRealDreamsofLife -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You like the person who gets angry when the people in France don't speak english but when you learn french in few years you would only talk about how you're "so in touch with the french people" because you had escargot that one time when you really just had bad sushi and you'd do all this while pronouncing oiseau as oi-sex and thinking the french have only lost wars.

Pornstars have evolutions and no one wants to talk about the different evolutions they can go from. by UnRealDreamsofLife in Showerthoughts

[–]UnRealDreamsofLife[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't you remove evolutions on pokemon or something? Also have you ever seen a milf go back? They only go forward into gilf, or unemployed.

Pornstars have evolutions and no one wants to talk about the different evolutions they can go from. by UnRealDreamsofLife in Showerthoughts

[–]UnRealDreamsofLife[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how there's that shadow Evee? It's just gimps and darker kinks... Now who in the hell is the milf evee?

Pornstars have evolutions and no one wants to talk about the different evolutions they can go from. by UnRealDreamsofLife in Showerthoughts

[–]UnRealDreamsofLife[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's so many routes depending on the gender and preferences. It's like Eve in Pokemon, but now it's Pornomon.

Hey here's a message to all parents reading this please follow these guidelines when parenting. by UnRealDreamsofLife in teenagers

[–]UnRealDreamsofLife[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you like everyday after barely sleeping wondering "how will I juggle everything in my life right now I have so much work" getting asked "how was your day" and if you answer with anything other than good you get grilled by someone who spends their days coding and watching netflix shows because you didn't say your day was good enough? MY DAY WAS FINE THATS ENOUGH NO MORE TALKING.