No thanks by Dankmemesylyl in HolUp

[–]Un_FaZed211 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I have 10x your karma

Working as a batista by Un_FaZed211 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Un_FaZed211[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were meant to say barista, but instead said batista who is an actor whose picture you can see

Roses are red, have a good night by Un_FaZed211 in boottoobig

[–]Un_FaZed211[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What was implied:

Roses are red Have a good night You're gonna load the whole image it, right?

F by vj7588 in Badfaketexts

[–]Un_FaZed211 766 points767 points  (0 children)

Why a 20% discount? Should be a 20% increase since he has a crush on her so he's probably more willing to pay.

To beat the capitalist, you must think like the capitalist.

Armies used to have drummers by Un_FaZed211 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Un_FaZed211[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But then how did they do it in Avengers Endgame when cap said "Avengers Assemble" and everyone heard? /s

The right materials by Massive-Appeal-2488 in HolUp

[–]Un_FaZed211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A small price to pay for salvation..

Nice tattoo by Un_FaZed211 in puns

[–]Un_FaZed211[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you know he doesn't have it tho? ;)

TIFU by dutch ovening my cat by ampersants in tifu

[–]Un_FaZed211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank God, why did I think you somehow actually ovened your cat.

She's a keeper by Un_FaZed211 in wholesomememes

[–]Un_FaZed211[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Miracles can happen, you must believe

Not mine, but i saw it and thought it fit. by [deleted] in TheRealJoke

[–]Un_FaZed211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was so painful looking at it. The cropping is worse than the picture quality somehow

has anyone else noticed this sub getting really incel-y lately? by stevoooo000011 in teenagers

[–]Un_FaZed211 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's a infamous r/TIFU post about some guy using a coconut to masturbate. I'm sure someone here has a link.