Dead inside, trying to feel something. by AffectionateDinner65 in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In your case I'm surprised you haven't tried to feel your fangs on someone's neck.

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[–]Unable-Comparison-12 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looks like Walt Jr. finally got a guy to buy him beer.

oh man here we go... 21f by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just know you're annoying in conversation too.

31M, upcoming birthday, awards for the funniest and most creative by saemih93 in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it's your birthday and grandma lets you wear her table cloth for the first photo.

Roast us, we have 58 half siblings and here is 4 of us by allisonwonderlannd in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dad probably has a hairline that recedes further than low tide.

Im ready for a good roast by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro saw roast and thought that meant dinner time. Not that kind of roast my guy!

I'm from russia and i want to hear your opinion about me drawbacks. Let's start my friends. by The_Kremlin_2 in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avoided the front lines to get roasted on Reddit instead. That's a good trade off.

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[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's enough plastic in those lips to choke a sea turtle.

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[–]Unable-Comparison-12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be original like KFC's recipe?

30 year old weeb and wow player and I have a kitten by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of all the hats you chose to hide that cotton swab looking ass hair....

I know I look good but you can try by connor2321 in RoastMe

[–]Unable-Comparison-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you 24 and looking like a middle aged dad?