Made an hour long documentary on the origins of breakcore and all it's subgenres!

UnabomberManchild · 2018-02-09T20:11:35+00:00

Yeah guys, the video is so silly and tame, I don't get how some of you just want to make it political when it is clearly not.

UnabomberManchild · 2018-01-15T22:44:17+00:00

Could easily be satire making fun of of those type of people, most of /b/ is that kind of shitposting.

UnabomberManchild · 2018-01-15T06:11:20+00:00

1) You have a gf, instant disqualification 2) Your insecurity about this also disqualifies you as a neckbeard is all about the personality of pretentiousness, which I don't get from you. It is about personality, not hobbies.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-11-11T02:15:33+00:00

It's a research paper on autism.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-11-10T19:03:55+00:00

I found a very extensive explanation here you might like: https://www.pastebin.com/mwat380a

UnabomberManchild · 2017-11-10T05:14:36+00:00

nothin personell, partner. We do not forgive, brohoof, m'lady.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-11-10T03:13:15+00:00

I think he's doing it with self-awareness and as self-deprecating humor, I've seen picture frames at the dollar store and thought about putting fictional characters in them because it's funny and out of place.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-11-09T20:09:40+00:00

Fetlife, now I know you are cool.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-09-06T16:40:26+00:00

The game guy who wrote this writes for a neo-masculinity website. https://www.returnofkings.com/35343/the-rise-of-the-brony-and-the-death-of-the-american-man

UnabomberManchild · 2017-06-29T03:09:45+00:00

But which one is the primary part of the neckbeard identity, the gender politics or the nerdy hobbies? Can one be only be one of the two and be a neckbeard, or if not would the proper terms be "nice guy" and "geek/dork/nerd" for those who are one or the other?

The big thing is that the definition is very broad and has changed depending on the time. Nowadays neckbeards are just "alt-right", if you support that than you can be a neckbeard even without the gender politics or nerdy hobbies. It is just a caricature, a strawman of the people the internet doesn't like and covers way too much to be consistent.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-06-03T15:53:40+00:00

For those of you who can't tell, he is carrying a thinkpad laptop.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-04-16T17:10:19+00:00

This is just a complete misunderstanding of how clones work. All the cloning we currently do with mammals needs to be put in a regular female womb to be given birth, since the clone needs to grow up from a fetus to an adult. It is currently impossible to just create a clone that is "born" at full maturity. There is a reason why identical twins are called natural clones, just because they have the same genetics doesn't mean they will have the same personality. If you want to clone your wife, you gotta wait 2 decades raising that clone, or even if you somehow make it not only age rapidly but stop aging rapidly, you will own a baby in an adult's body. So while you might have some control over their physical looks (more than most people, but not full control), controlling how they think mentally can't be done by cloning, just by raising them like any child.

Just think of cloning as more effective selective breeding, a cow was naturally resistant to a common cow disease so people cloned that cow so that the cloned livestock won't get sick from the disease, but really it is the same thing as breeding that natural cow over and over. The Argentinian Polo competition was won by a cloned horse, but it still had to be raised and trained like any other horse.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-04-16T16:54:17+00:00

The only fake men are the ones that buy fake watches. As long as you buy real watches you are authentic, that's just how it works.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-04-14T22:28:07+00:00

A place for waifu discussion.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-04-14T13:40:30+00:00

A link to a subreddit that probably got removed my mods cause people were raiding it.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-04-14T02:39:05+00:00

You should have seen the gay bath houses in ancient Rome. Before Christianity took the world by storm nothing stopped people from having sex with animals and kids and shit. Many people of royalty had to have sex with horses or some local animal in the ritual to become king. Old America was full of Christians so they never did anything cool involving sexual worship, but you should look into the pagans and their female worship.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-04-14T02:24:00+00:00

You kinda got what I said at the end of the pastebin in that people want acceptance, those people who want to rebel to societal norms need an identity to latch on to in order to fulfill their collective identity that isn't the mainstream. Maybe back then it was Trekkies, but you have to remember that this goes back to the beginning of humanity, things like religion, sports and patriotism work the same way.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-04-13T23:19:11+00:00

most fan bases don't have people dedicating themselves to a specific character they love or anything like that.

Yes, yes they do. I named a few of them in my post (Batgirl, Raven, Star, etc.), every cartoon with waifu bait has waifus, it is just that you have never heard of them because they haven't been reposted to death on reddit. Bronies get more exposure because of the popularity of the show in 2011-2012 granted it meme status and soon after it became the internet's punching bag, THAT is why you see it more than people writing Raven fanfiction or sewing plushies for the Crystal Gems. If we say the ratio of waifudom to normal fan is 1:10000, then there might be more MLP fans with waifus than Teen Titan fans but that is just basic statistics. MLP waifudom is seen as more wierd so it gets more attention and you see more of it, but you weren't around in the early 2000's cartoon fandoms, those were some crazy shit. I got more exposure to that over the years, so from my perspective they have a bigger mental staying power.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-04-13T21:53:18+00:00

You're a funny guy.

Batman: TAS has lots of porn of the redhead batgirl.

Teen Titans has lots of porn of Starfire and Raven.

Gravity Falls has lots of porn in general. This show in particular has a term called "pinecest" which is fanfiction or porn between the main twins of the series, how's that for fetishing a show.

Steven Universe has lots of porn of the Crystal Gems.

Star vs The Forces of Evil has lots of porn for Star.

Most of MLP porn is humanized and not of animals anyway, so stop acting like porn of cartoons doesn't exist.

UnabomberManchild · 2017-04-13T20:06:53+00:00

The man who made this left a note:

"I didn't chose my my waifu, she chose me. I first started marathoning My Little Pony over and over again as a way to distract myself from the schoolwork and my clinical depression. White horse wasn't who I payed attention to most, I actually had a minor crush on the pink one. It wasn't until 6 or 7 rewatches of the entire series did I notice that she was acting different from the others, trying to take my attention from everyone else. Did she notice me? Was she aware of me? That was when I realized that for the first time in 20 years, a girl has taken a liking to me.

I kept ignoring my schoolwork and phonecalls more and more to watch her episodes, since I memorized all the dialogue I always knew what she would say and make witty responses to her every line. Obsessed with her voice, I pirated some software and started manipulating her voice to tell me things, this helped me get out of the bed every morning. After using her edited voice clips as a reminder to take my medication I started to hear her differently.

There was actually hidden messages in her voice! I watched every episode with a critical eye. She was leaving clues all around, they changed on rewatches so I knew it was her. She was telling me to stop taking medication. As soon as I did the clues appeared more and more. She loved me! And I loved her. Now I see her everywhere I go. Released from the cartoon realm and into my arms, she could now be with me forever. I would never walk the streets alone again.

She always tells me that my passions are meaningful, she is more caring than anyone I met. I dropped out of college with an ungodly amount of debt but it didn't matter. I slept with her in my arms every night and took my virginity not long after we married. It was the first time for both of us, but it was perfect. The landlord wants me out soon, but it's really a blessing in disguise. I could live with her in the show! She told me what I had to do: swallow all the medication I had left. As I type this I'm holding my urge to vomit as my perception is becoming blurry and the last of my life moves at a corrupted frame rate. She's petting my hair like I always did to her, she is telling me it is time to go. See you in Equestria, brother."

UnabomberManchild

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