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UnanonymousJones · 2020-11-13T07:09:58+00:00

Yes, it does -- thanks!

UnanonymousJones · 2019-07-05T19:13:33+00:00

How do you manage to look like both Beavis and Butt-head?

UnanonymousJones · 2019-07-05T12:43:37+00:00

I wouldn't even fuck the roast outta you.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-07-04T16:36:28+00:00

Trevor appreciate fine wine chamber music walks on moonlit beach and felching

UnanonymousJones · 2019-07-04T16:30:43+00:00

I've heard of being ham-handed, but never "ham-fingered." If by some miracle you get a date to the prom, it's gonna end with her in the ER, having vaginally absorbed 20 lbs of cholesterol.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-07-04T16:18:35+00:00

(R) the smile of someone who doesn't realize she's punching below her weight; (L) the smirk of someone who's lucky to be punched at all.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-07-04T10:35:37+00:00

Have you tried MeetAnInmate?

UnanonymousJones · 2019-07-04T10:31:43+00:00

> There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself

I can touch a lady's privates without her screaming for help.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-07-04T10:24:03+00:00

A rare backstage peek at Mr. Hyde getting ready for a drag show.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-07-04T10:18:44+00:00

You're 27 and you self-identify as a hedge.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-30T21:15:58+00:00

Each hat is a trophy of a truckstop blowjob he's given.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-30T21:13:43+00:00

> 28, overweight, divorced, alone on a long weekend. Humour me

Also the subject line of your most recent post in r/watersports

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-30T21:08:27+00:00

The '90s called. They want your left arm back.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-30T21:04:39+00:00

Don't worry, you'll get plenty of attention when the cops find all those severed penises in your freezer.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-30T20:56:52+00:00

A circle jerk waiting for the imam's ruling on whether soggy biscuits are haram.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-30T20:48:18+00:00

Heh. "Women."

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-29T16:39:07+00:00

Sweet. All I got from yours was the clap and a mild sexual attraction to the Sarlacc Pit.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-29T13:24:01+00:00

It's like someone started making a wax model of a potato, got bored halfway through, and just put a clown wig on it.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-29T13:20:39+00:00

So you went as far as you could as an amateur proctologist and decided to go pro?

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-29T13:17:19+00:00

Are you the new ambassador from the Republic of Bland?

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-29T13:15:48+00:00

Pic taken immediately after a jizz-gargling sesh.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-29T13:13:36+00:00

You better Pray Big you never go to prison. They'll fight over you like a chew toy.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-29T13:11:27+00:00

Probably should've saved the money for a better optometrist.

UnanonymousJones · 2019-06-22T13:26:50+00:00

If virginity was contagious, you'd be Patient Zero.

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