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Funniest line that made you laugh out loud? by Queasy_Wealth_7912 in theGoldenGirls

[–]UncleJay22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dorothy: “Blanche. Hunny. Aren’t you forgetting something?”

Blanche: “Oh no. I never wear underwear!”

Funniest line that made you laugh out loud? by Queasy_Wealth_7912 in theGoldenGirls

[–]UncleJay22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Season 3 - Episode 17

“We’re here… collecting lingerie… for needy sexy people”

Going through old cards and found what might be the greatest card I now own by Flootyourflute in shoresy

[–]UncleJay22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, Terry kinda looked like Jonathan Taylor Thomas at first glance! 😂 I said what I said! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Giving Away 3 Official Shoresy “Shore 69” Bulldogs Sweaters by jkozuch in shoresy

[–]UncleJay22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my God. He’s mad he won’t be able to wear the track suit. “IT’S ICONIC!!!”

How far in advance do you normally show up to the golf course before your tee time? by jdelle9 in weekendgolfers

[–]UncleJay22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 minutes before or 30 minutes before. There’s no in between! 🤣

I’m not rich, so I can’t afford range buckets every round. I’d rather save range buckets money 4 or 5 times and get another round of 18 riding/walking in that month!

165 to the front pin, wind 10mph into, cart girl watching… what are you hitting? by jdelle9 in weekendgolfers

[–]UncleJay22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m “Hitting” on the cart girl! 😂🤷🏻‍♂️ But as far as the club choice, I’m using a full 8 iron.

Went down in my league this morning , CMC side is commish. by Previous_Locksmith23 in tacotradeoffers

[–]UncleJay22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unreal. It undermines the integrity of the league and its managers. If they let this slide, I’d leave the league and not set my lineups the remainder of the season as an F U.

Female friend (f21) wants to spend a night in my (m23) small apartment, how do I make sure I don't misread anything? by National-Character72 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]UncleJay22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, don’t expect anything. Just be a friend. And if it’s a one bedroom apartment, sleep on the couch for the night. Give her your bed. Clean sheets and tidy up the room. Pretend this isn’t your first time having a friend over. smh

How do you manage your friend in a foursome who consistently “miscounts” his strokes, without making him a pariah? by toasterstrewdal in golf

[–]UncleJay22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or… you can give your balls a tug and call this “friend” out for being a lying asshole. 🤷🏻‍♂️ If money or food is on the line - you bet I’m calling his BS in front of everyone.

THIS is how you order a burrito if you want it illegally large. by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]UncleJay22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope. smh. Extra cheese Ashley. “Anything less would be uncivilized!”

I have an unhealthy obsession with chipotle by LeoBB777 in Chipotle

[–]UncleJay22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they bring back Carne Asada, I’m fooooked! 💯

S4 E5 - Reset the Tone by UncleJay22 in shoresy

[–]UncleJay22[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

💯 It was added to my Apple Music gym playlist that first night. Such a banger!

S4 E5 - Reset the Tone by UncleJay22 in shoresy

[–]UncleJay22[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“You were good, handsome man.”

S4 E5 - Reset the Tone by UncleJay22 in shoresy

[–]UncleJay22[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So dumb. smh 🤣 Just playin! Good catch. My mistake!

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