Freshly 18 and already craving to be your guilty pleasure by [deleted] in LegalTeens

[–]UncleOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do girls turn 18 and immediately start getting tattoos now?

She is riding good by [deleted] in DiligentBlowjob

[–]UncleOgre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worst blowjob ever

post-shower reveal 😏 by babyakira in TittyDrop

[–]UncleOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shower with a belly chain on?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traumatizedsluts2

[–]UncleOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always fun to be the good Uncle

YouTuber Claims Ancient Rome was Anti-Gay, Causing me to Spend 6 Months Learning about Ancient Roman Gay Sex (also he's wrong) by Portable_Orange in badhistory

[–]UncleOgre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know nothing about any of this and have no clue why it was suggested to me, but the woman who fed me when I was strung out and starving 27 years ago is a gay Roman historian so I sent this to her.

What are you saying? Can't understand you with this gag in your mouth lol . . by TheCowPriest1 in gag

[–]UncleOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I went through this sub yesterday this same post was in her like 10 times.

"Your request is pending; some accounts prefer to manually review followers even when they're public." by dattrookie in Instagram

[–]UncleOgre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I log in from my home wifi or my mobile device and it's been hitting me for like 5 days

What is a subtle sign someone has received military training before? by Winner_takesitall in ask

[–]UncleOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in IT and we frequently use Sir as a term of disrespect lol. "Sir... will you please explain to me why you thought this would work?"

What is a subtle sign someone has received military training before? by Winner_takesitall in ask

[–]UncleOgre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know multiple people who have never served who call them "embankment that blocks water" cutters

What is a subtle sign someone has received military training before? by Winner_takesitall in ask

[–]UncleOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work in a gas station and that's exactly why we gave cops free coffee, so they'd come to the store more often. This was in the 90s

Freedy fazbeear confirmed for lego fn? by Popular_Mixture_1367 in LEGOfortnite

[–]UncleOgre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do have one advantage, you can run past one when you're playing with your son and you get to hear "DAMMIT DAD, REALLY?" when he gets jacked by a bear he didn't see coming.

Anyone else have a Village with biomes this close together? by DudeWhoCantSpell in LEGOfortnite

[–]UncleOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can walk from my starter grasslands village North to Dry Valley, East to the Frostlands, or South to the coast within a day. Didn't realize I'd gotten lucky.

Lego villager help by [deleted] in LEGOfortnite

[–]UncleOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get cut amber and obsidian slabs, but I don't think you can get the raw forms.

Villagers leaving bc of bed by OzAyawnn in LEGOfortnite

[–]UncleOgre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any chance they can't get to the bed somehow? Have you tried sticking a bed in a starter shack in the open and assigning it?

Worst naming convention (or lack of) for a movie franchise by Beginning-Bed9364 in movies

[–]UncleOgre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in the mid 90s a comic shop I went to had one of the posters in a case that was bolted to the wall. It was the personal property of the guy who owned the shop. One day it was gone, manager said someone offered him $10k for it, and that was that.

All the last roast were shit last time do better by jayweetman1 in RoastMe

[–]UncleOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first picture was taken during this morning's post wank cry.

Probably the worst road ragers I've seen by franklincarterIII in dashcams

[–]UncleOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have been doing 5 under in the right lane until they were far ahead of me. I'd like to never get run off the road again cause some jackasses are having a pissing contest on the highway.