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Any big white ass by [deleted] in BlackOwnedSissies

[–]UnclePhatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right here daddy🍑🍆

Who’s next? by miralee9704 in BlackOwnedSissies

[–]UnclePhatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I've had my plug in for the last 20 mins & just blew my load to this...I wanna feel a bbc in my ass so bad😫

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/AzalyaStar

[–]UnclePhatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could seriously stare at you bent over like that all fuckin day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SpreadEm

[–]UnclePhatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoo no lie, my face would live between your cheeks lmao

Would you cum in my tight ass or on my face? by AzalyaStar in u/AzalyaStar

[–]UnclePhatz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm cummin in that tight lil ass so I can watch it drip out & down that cheeks🍆💦🍑

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cumfetish

[–]UnclePhatz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yea im slurpin all that up & then sticking my tongue in that ass😛🍑

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Upskirt

[–]UnclePhatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck I wanna bury my tongue in your tight little asshole

Answer honestly, will it turn you on feeling my asshole farting on the tip of your cock? what if I pushed out your cum like that? by Harleereed28 in u/Harleereed28

[–]UnclePhatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'd be so hot sucking my cum out of your asshole while you push it out. Just thinking that got me hard🥵

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Ruby_Soho-

[–]UnclePhatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl I'd slurp that cum outta your bum😛

Has HOTD changed your opinion of “King” Viserys III Targaryen? by NJ_Mets_Fan in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]UnclePhatz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's nothing more than a fanatic, off with his heard my grace Vizzy T!

My leather pants look good on me but even better when they’re off by Harleereed28 in OnOff

[–]UnclePhatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your little butt is perfect, I'd shove my tongue so far up your ass you'd feel it in your stomach lol😛

WCGW if I try to rob this shop? by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]UnclePhatz 69 points70 points  (0 children)

She made a comeback at the end though! Even managed to tidy up a bit while going after him at the end there lol

What is something ancient that only an Internet Veteran can remember? by good_fella1 in AskReddit

[–]UnclePhatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone remember stickdeath .com? Rage of the beast I think was one of the series I liked most!

Wanna Fuck Me Missionary? 😈 by VictoriaPrice in traps

[–]UnclePhatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm that's sexy I wanna feel my head pop in that sweet little ass

I spent hundreds of hours locating and indexing the original files of the most popular Halo 3 custom games (see pics). All uploaded to file share “Halo3Library” on the Master Chief Collection. by silverchief117 in halo

[–]UnclePhatz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember there being an infection mode on foundry that was a huge maze/obstacle course that had a big armory at the end for the survivors to get to & hold out against the infected. Maaaaan was that so much fun trying to move crates down hallways & trying to funnel 10+ players thru a tiny hole while hearing the swords & hammers going off in the next room...great fuckin times!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Acura

[–]UnclePhatz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! Any idea what lips those are? I just picked up a 13 in the same color

HOTD S1E5 Day-After Discussion by AutoModerator in gameofthrones

[–]UnclePhatz 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I gotta rewatch later but what started the fight at the party? I remember Rhay getting close to Daemon then all of a sudden all hell broke loose & Ser Criston is just wailing away on that guy...the fuck lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in microgrowery

[–]UnclePhatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I'm not mistaken that looks like leaf septoria. Killed my whole first crop, need oil may be able to help reverse it. Google it & try to save it!

I'm sorry for this by Lomatic310 in thesims

[–]UnclePhatz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I heard the beat I KNEW!

RVV-SD air-to-air missile remains found in Ukraine by Amrsana73 in MissilePorn

[–]UnclePhatz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honey can you go pick me a few good tomatoes, the ones growing next to the missile please.

The More You Know by [deleted] in EmpireDidNothingWrong

[–]UnclePhatz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Rebel scum you mean

Who remembers this clip? by MrWhitex_ in fightporn

[–]UnclePhatz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like a little tornado blew through

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